Posts Tagged ‘Rachel Ray’

E.V.O.Oops: Rachel Ray leads the Jihad

May 30, 2008

Everyones favorite annoying cook stirred up a little controversy, or should I say her stylist stirred up some controversy when she got a little too edgy in a dunkin donuts ad.

Come on people.  Rachel is just trying to sell some Iced Latte.  She thought the little scarf with the strings was super-duper, yum-o or one of her other annoying little catch phrases.  The controversy is that little stringy scarf is a keffiyeh, the scarf worn by some jihadist terrorists.

Is it really that deep?  They made Dunkin Donuts rip their little add down.  Do you think Rachel Ray is packing a bomb in that latte?  Even Yasir Arafat thinks that is ridiculous.

We’ll if this is no longer cool there are suddenly thousands of wannabe hipsters in New York that suddenly ain’t got shit to wear this weekend.  Somebody tell Chris Brown.

And tell Colin Farrell

I guess the mainstream media just found this trend.  Trust me, by time a fashion trend makes the cut in a Dunkin Donuts ad with Rachel Ray, it is officially over.  Anyway, if Rachel Ray is interested in giving people some extracurricular activities, she needs to get back to hitting people with this.

Now that is a statement I can support.

-Brock

Top Chef: I Like What They’re Cookin…

March 3, 2008

Look, I know talking about Top Chef is a big departure for us here at UvT. No one knows that better than me, just bear with me here. So they just got a new host…I know what you’re thinking, boring…right?  Well check out the new host, Padma Lakshmi.

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Uhhhh, on the right…not fake Kojak.  Sure, I know what you are thinking, just another hollywood model that strutted out there as eye candy.  Probably doesn’t know how to cook, and on a cooking show, she’s probably not really that not anyway.  Let’s take a closer look.

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Well damn.  As The Rock would say, I can smell what Padma is cookin’.  It looks like she specializes in melons, cakes and hams.  I thought chefs ended up tasting all the food and looking like this.  Let’s see what else Padma’s working with.

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I mean my word.  Lake is going to go nuts when he sees this chick.  In fact, he’s really gonna go nuts when he finds out she has a bunch of NSFW, nude…errrrrrr…artistic photos.  If you are at your job bright and early this Monday morning, do not click here.  If not, hell, click away.

I’ll tell you this, I’ve got a whole new respect for Salman Rushdie.  I thought her was just another interpretational author, but his pimp game must be tight, because he bagged Padma as the wife piece.  I mean look at this guy:

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I mean, he must have some old Bishop Magic Don Juan type game to have pulled her down.

I know there are a lot of Food Network fans out there.  Of course there are some Giada DeLaurentis guys. There are also some pre-swole Rachel Ray guys.

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That is some phantom thickness right there. It can’t be all right.

-Brock