Posts Tagged ‘Presidential Election 2008’

Presidential Candidates on RAW

April 30, 2008

Al three presidential candidates appeared on WWE Raw last week to deliver Wrassler style promos on the WWE fans.

Damn, no wonder that didnt make too much news. That is the most horrible, most canned shit I’ve ever seen. Look, I didn’t expect Barack to break out the people’s eyebrow at the end of his little speech once he delivered the “You Know What Barack Is Cooking” line, but I expected a little more. It is clear that none of them have ever…evaevaeva seen a bit of wrestling in the last 15 years.

And who is HillRod, is that supposed to be Rowdy Roddy Piper? Or has it been so long since I watched this crap that I don’t get the references?

You want to talk junk WWE style, you gotta do it like Money May.

Put yo money where yo mouth is.

-Brock

The Hispanic Vote: Not Republican Anymore, Huh?

March 24, 2008

Oh I love it. Back in 2004 I always wondered why Hispanics voted for Republicans.

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Viva Bush, remember? Hispanics were supposed to be voting the conservative party line because of their strong “family values” and strong Catholic faith. So here we are in 2008 and I haven’t seen one political discussion that even remotely discusses the “Hispanic Vote” as it pertains to Republicans.

Hillary is strong with Hispanics here, Barack has support there…McCain? Nothing. I wonder why that is?

Ooooohhhhhh, right. Bush wanted to build a wall between the US and Mexico and said “make sure you find your ass on the other side of it” when we get done building.

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Yeah, that was messed up wasn’t it? Too bad that didn’t come out until his second term. Here’s my thing, why aren’t we building the “Great Wall of Canada” too? No problem with our neighbors to the North, eh? Isn’t it obvious that the brown people of the world are always going to catch the short end of the stick here in America? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to go out like Jeramiah Wright on this one, but everything is just a little bit harder for us. Well, whatever it took mi hombres, glad to have you on the squad. It is about time you saw the light. I know you are still Hillary supporters…can’t come all the way over to the right side all at once, but we’ll take you anyway.

Now if we could just convince poor white people that Republicans aren’t looking out for them we’d be heading in the right direction.

-Brock