Josh Beckett and the Sox make a statement

Hey, this game was over before it started. Josh Beckett came out and gave the Colorado Rockies the business.

With this cat going this well, I’m not sure anybody will beat him. And you just gotta love the look on his face. He’s a full on dick and he just doesn’t give a fuck. I love it. When your ace let’s the diminutive rookie Dustin Pedroia take you out of the yard on the first bat, you know it’s going to be a long night.

Pregame, the Rockies said they felt no ill effects from the 8 day layoff. Well, if that’s the case, then they may want to call their local agent and take out a policy including this:

We’ll see how things go tonight, but Lakey has his favorite bottle of bubbly on stand bye already. It’s still early, but the Rox looked like they didn’t have a clue last night. And my boy Manny was KILLING those cats. Hell, even that clown Rudy Giuliani took time to jump onto the Boston bandwagon.

The rest of your clown Yankee fans need to come on in, get down with these Sox and just give up on your hopes and dreams of a viable team. Sorry, there’s a new power in town and it aint you.

And if you don’t like handling it like some gentlemen, we can get into some ole gangsta shit.

Again….

LOL.

Tonight Curt Schilling, my least favorite Sawk, has his shot. Let’s hope he can get the thing done, if not, maybe he can comeback in Game 6 with a fake errrr surgically repaired bloody Sock which will serve as a metaphor for his massively ridiculous ego errrr devotion to the cause for the boys…Go Sox…and Curt, I guess.

-Lake

Sucker Free Playoffs: Down go the Yanks…

It’s not like everyone didn’t see this coming. Well, everyone except LeBron (by the way, what the hell was he thinking?) and a few myopic Yankees fans who have deluded themselves that “the Sox don’t want to see us in the playoffs”. True, the Sox didn’t want to see you, but that was only because the only place they’d see you was bass fishing or something. Hey, yall weren’t built for this….man.

Only serious contenders need apply and serious contenders don’t spend $28 mil on a 45 year old juicer has been like Roger “HGH” Clemens. Ok?

So while you’re discussing whether “the boss” decides to fire Joe Torre, Brian Cashman, whether A-Rod decides to opt out or if you can keep Posada and Rivera, remember this:

(Manny iz King mang, the King homes!!!)

Dasrite, the Sox are better, Manny is being Manny and Ortiz is about to mess around and get the GOP nomination nod, because the Sawks are on a roll and are looking like the team to beat. I think Nino Brown said it best, “So C-ya and I wouldn’t wanna be ya“.

(Drop down and get your eagle on)

Party like a Red Sox, T-T-Totally Dude!!!!!

PEACE.
– Lake