Posts Tagged ‘Phil Jackson’

Phil Jackson violates rule #1

November 15, 2007

NBA representatives have given Chief Big Triangle aka Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson a talking to regarding an inappropriate comment he made following Tuesday night’s game in San Antonio.


The Spurs made 13 threes in their 107-92 victory and Phillip was asked if too much penetration was leading to good outside looks by San Antonio.

“We call this a Brokeback Mountain game, because there’s so much penetration and kickouts,” Jackson said. “It was one of those games.”

What?! Classic. You think Phil would want to have that one back? I wonder what other Brokeback Basketball games would look like?


I’m comfortable. Phil is a piece of work. He’s the most overrated coach in the history of sports. Dude only wins when he’s got the best team and he sucks when he doesn’t. Meanwhile, he just sits on the bench, folds his arms, sells his players out in his books, foolishly antagonizes Kobe Bryant and then goes home and smokes up a whole pound Canadian grown of hippie lettuce with the owner’s daughter. Great. And what about Brokeback Mountain? You think Jake G. would like edit himself out of that role?


I’ll never look at that cat’s smiling face and see anything other than gay.


Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Terrible.

– Lake