Posts Tagged ‘Michael Jackson’

Michael Jackson Without Plastic Surgery

August 29, 2008

Here is a computer projection of what Michael Jackson would look like without the plastic surgery.

Why the need for all the technology.  All you have to do is pull up a picture of Tito aka the only Jackson not to get the Jackson family nose job.

The funny think about this picture is that it also proves you also need to give Mike the Jackson family curl in the picture above.  You know he’d have that.  Hey, that picture might be the best argument ever made for Mike going with the surgery.  Actually, this is the best argument ever.

Yeah, if my dad looked like that I might be tempted to change nature too.

-Brock

“Fashionable” hip hop artists going too far

October 29, 2007

Is it just me or is Hip Hop completely losing their minds? Seriously, cats are just trying too hard to show me that they’re not like everyone else. That somehow they’re extra Euro Gay but in a “no homo” kind of way.

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Look, wearing a cockeyed belt and your make-up less lady rocking a block on her arm does not make you fashionable. It makes you two outfits away from being a damn freak. Part of what we like about Kanye is that he’s more like us than these fake studio gangsters. The guy reminds you of someone you know, someone who is real and accessible. Now he’s weirding out on some ole other shit much like the early stages of Michael Jackson and Prince.

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When are these cats going to realize that you can take chances and show that you’re different without completely isolating yourself to Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears or Tom Cruise land.

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(Come on Skateboard P. You’re super lean and it’s still extra medium in your mid drift and what’s with that unconfirmed Asian cat next to you, looking like an accessory)

Some how things were so much easier when cats just dressed like this.

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(what, in my YT, yup, in my YT)

Sure they looked ridiculous, but at least they weren’t on that “stupid spaceship shit that don’t make no sense” to quote Mobb Deep.

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(Chalk this up to when thick goes wrong)

Come to think about it, let’s not go back to the old days (or current days in Trina’s case). I can’t take it.

Dammit.

– Lake