After that heart breaking post about those God awful VMAs, it touches my heart to show you all something I do like. Lindsay Lohan.
The all natural woman is unbeatable. And the best thing about the natural woman, you can dress her up in a bunch of different outfits and it’s like Christmas morning errytime.
Lindsay is great.
The interns have been working all morning to bring the “hard evidence” the people demand on Lindsay. Lindsay has tried a lot of things, posing nude, allegedly appearing in a sex tape, rehab, and now she’s one of them girls who likes them girls.
Here’s my question. When you cross it over, why do you go for the chick who looks like a dude? I never understand that. You know my position on vegetarians eating soy hot dogs, this seems like the same thing. And by the same thing I mean it ain’t right. Look, I’m all for it, in fact the Lindsay Lohan lesbian sex tape might be an all time best seller. I thing her lady is down for it. She even checks her out like a dude.
First she checks the thickness…
Then she peeps the J game…
At least Samantha Ronson appreciates the same things we appreciate and isn’t talking about Lindsay’s “inner spirit” and “willingness to share herself”. I don’t need that.
You know what? I’m glad. I don’t care what Lindsay’s motivation is, as long as she never goes back to looking like this:
That wasn’t good for anyone. Oh, and as far as that hard evidence is concerned, Lake doesn’t have the sex tape (yet). But here is the best we can do.
I have to be honest though. That is not going to stop Lake. In fact, I think we just made him worse. Now instead of just thinking he can pull Lindsay, he now thinks the threesome is a full on possibility.