Posts Tagged ‘Kevin Garnett’

Everybody Loves Raymond: C’s Win Game 4

June 13, 2008

“Call the coroner… there’s gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing.”

– Biggie Smalls talking about the Lakers in the ’08 NBA Playoffs

Wow, Ray Allen finally remembered that he was Ray Allen and sacked up in a major way to lift the Celtics to a win over the Lakers with some help from Pierce, Posey and House.

Is it just me or is Ray Allen smiling in giddy disbelief after breezing past Euro Number 2? What were the Lakers thinking about using that long haired Euro against Ray Allen? I mean, come on. Ray hit dude with a basic move and then it was like the cat just fell into a black hole or something. I mean, they needed a defensive stop and dude was nowhere to be found!

The least he could have done was manned up with a hard foul, reach in, block, technical, shank or something. Disgusting. And again, I’m rooting for the Celtics because I’m going to enjoy yet another night of championship antics in these Boston streets, but even I want to see the Lakers compete.

Hey miscellaneous EUROS, it’s a man’s game, play it the right way or get the F off the court! And cut that damn wet rag off your dome. You aren’t running around the caves of Slovania or whereever you’re from anymore, ok? Maybe cutting that mop will give you some heart, like a reverse Sampson or something.  24 points up and you still couldn’t close it out?  Hey, don’t worry Lakers fans, at least you won’t have to see this much longer.

Nice team win for the Celtics and yes this series is OVA!

I’m happy for KG, Ray Ray and Paul, too. They deserve these rings. Maybe the Championship experience will encourage Paul Pierce to cut off that god awful facial hair, too. Geez, I mean, what’s that about? Someone cue up that rowdy Boston victory song because the party has already started in Beantown. In fact, I’ll just do it myself.

Oh yes, it’s party time.

– Lake

Man Up Mon-Sunday…

May 4, 2008

I had to get to this one early because it might be the biggest man up moment in sports this year.

Hey fellas.  Every one has been treating you like the three biggest badasses in the NBA this year.  KG, you know this performance basically sealed you out of any paaaaaaaarts of the MVP this year, right?  Maybe we were right about these three all along, they haven’t always just been victims of circumstance caught on bad teams.  Instead they might just be losers who can’t hold it down in the clutch.

It’s the Atlanta Hawks fellas.  They would be a practice squad in the West and barely snuck into the East.  You’ve got to shut them down, but with one game for all the marbles you better blow them out early.

These guys would have handled their bitnah by now.

-Brock