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Say what you want, I still Like Lindsay

May 6, 2008

I’m a big Lindsay Lohan fan. I mean, the nose candy, that freckled-out skin, the J game, the rotating hair color, that alleged super healthy sex drive, that J game….

Oh yes, Lindsay is alright with me. I just want to get my party on with her. You know the babe knows how to have a good time. Anyway, I just read that Lindsay is going to be on Ugly Betty, a show I’ve never watched, primarily because of the name. I mean, why in the hell would I want to deal with some chick that’s ugly and it aint like “Betty” is some hot sexy ass name to begin with, so you know the babe aint right. Now, if it were Ugly Tatiana or Ugly Ava, that might be just the kind of play on words that gets a nilla’s juices flowing. But I’m fairly certain that Ugly Betty is just, well, ugly or “pretty for being ugly,” yall know how women like to do that. Just like Aaliyah was ugly for being pretty, until she was just pretty or as many of you ladies said, “just ok” or “not that pretty” whatever that means..haters. Anyway, I guess the show is about some teenager and Ms. Lo-han is getting started early with this cheerleader meets terrible prom dress inspired dress.

I’m not so sure about that one and don’t tell me that the poof dress is “in” for this season either. Anyway, Lohan is back to blond and I like it.

Ahh, that vacant look that I enjoy so much. And no I won’t be watching Ms. Lohan on this Busted Betty season finale either. Why would I watch her there when I can just watch her right here.

– Lake

Thick white woman alert: Lindsay Lohan!!!!

February 19, 2008

If there was any question whether Lindsay Lohan was UvT quality, there isn’t anymore. Look at her homage to Marilyn Monroe in Playboy errrr the New York Magazine.


“Click, click, HELLOOOOOOOO!!!!” (shameless, They Know reference)

Dude, this babe is really killing me right about now. Brock and I debated long and hard about the NSFW pictures in this group. While I want to post them dead up because I really don’t give a f*ck, I must show respeck to our readers at work who don’t want their boss rolling up on them with Lindsay Lohan’s J game suddenly overpowering whatever inane request they have of you. So we’ll link the more aggressive ones below, with the see through joints retained for their ahem artistic integrity. You know Lake loves art.


Ummmm, since when did Lindsay roll down to her local KFC and order up all that thigh?!?! Jesus! She looks thick as shit in this fucking shot. Yo, I’m losing it over here… It’s like Mike Tyson said, “she’s just ferocious, she wants your heart, she wants to eat your children, praise be to Allah!!!!”


Now see, Lake likes to keep it classy and if nothing else, this little Kappa curtain she’s got going is classy.. ha At any rate, there is a fine line to walk between white girl thick and doughy fat, but baby girl is nailing the thickness. More art!!!!


Oh yessss. Now this piece truly inspired me and lord knows it’s one of my favorites in this collections. I’m not one for the whole concept of a chick being “sexy” but this babe just is. I mean, for real, she looks fantastic in these shots. I call this one:

“Useless Shower Curtain with Ridiculously enticing Breast Plate ‘pon Freckled and Speckled Thigh Piece.”

I want royalties. Look at the position of her hands. Look at the passion in her face, oh she knows her angles… I mean, the way she opens up and gives us this dead center and shows us the breasts Aubrey O’Day asked for when she got her cans enhanced, it’s just masterful. Brings a tear to my eye… or is that the weed smoke from my intern’s office? I can’t tell. Next.


Ohh yeesssss. This one is indeed a doozy. the slight shoulder lean to the right gives us perspective on that J to stomach ratio we all love so much. Hey, this just in, she’s stacked!!! Looks like Grey Goose and a splash of Cranberry with two perfect tittays floating inside (the perfect drank actually). The mini boy shorts smack of a cheap times of yore, with draped fabric reminiscent of my Valentines Day packages I sent out to the millions and millions of Lake ladies out there.

I love it, all of it. And though I lacked the requisite heart to post up the fully nude joints. They are linked her for your attention and consumption. I love Lindsay Lohan. Clearly rehab does a body good.

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