Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’

Hillary and Obama Getting it On?

April 3, 2008

I know we dropped a lot of heat on you guys this morning, but you’ve got to watch this right now.

That is brilliant work. Props to whoever put this thing together. That look Obama gives her at the beginning is great.

I guess we should have seen it coming.

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If you don’t recognize the source material, (that means you haven’t been one of US for long…) check it out here. And the response here.

-Brock

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Yooo, that’s perfect.  We need more Obama unnecessary censorship bleeps.  The way that cat says his own last name is nothing short of classic, “She bleeping O-bama”…  Maaayne, if ‘Bamer actually makes it black comedians are going to have a field day rocking the parodies.  Best thing I’ve seen all month…

– Lake

Hillary Under Fire

March 26, 2008

I don’t have much to say about this picture other than the fact that it is hilarious.  Courtesy of my man H8torade.

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That shit is hilarious.  Did you see the BS fake camouflage?  The helmet on lean?  Oh man, that’s killing me.

By the way…if you have ever been under sniper fire, wouldn’t you remember that?  If I was ducking and running, afraid to lose my life on a Bosnian airstrip…I’d know the difference between that and walking around with Sinbad and my daughter listening to poems and handing out jolly ranchers.

I’m just sayin’.

-Brock

Is Hillary Serious with this Theme Song?

February 29, 2008

I know Hillary is pulling out all the stops for the campaign, but after Barack drops the hot Will.I.Am joint, Hillary comes back with this Latino flavored track.

Is it just me or did they jack that hook from the Dora the Explorer theme song? Also, is it authentic or racist that they had a cat sing the song with an accent so thick that her name came out “Hee-lary Cleeent-tawn”? You tell me.

Now you know Barack got the version that bumps in the club, right?

Como se dice…como se llama…Obama…Obama.

-Brock

Hillary Clinton Needs Better Advice

February 20, 2008

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Hillary Clinton is clearly being told she needs to give off more energy. In the last three weeks, especially as the race has gotten tight, Hillary has been working on trying to be “more exciting” because she is just screaming at the top of her lungs at this point. I mean it has gotten really bad.

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Could it be more obvious? I mean how much more fake can it get?  Hilly Clint, let me tell you volume does not equal passion.  You can talk all you want about Barack Obama being “only” talk, but you are sure running around trying to catch his lightning in your bottle, aren’t you?  Speaking of plagiarism, anyone who has seen a Barack speech is familiar with his “Yes We Can” chant. Well, here is Hillary with “Yes We Will”.

Here’s Hillary Clinton’s “Yes We Will”

She gets to it right in the beginning…and it really doesn’t take off. Stay until the end when she screams herself hoarse. Yikes, that is just scary.

Of course, we’ve seen what happens when Barack says “Yes We Can”, musicians and celebrities put this together.

-Brock

Hillary Clinton on the Ropes!

February 11, 2008

What a difference a week makes…Hillary Clinton’s former campaign manager was fired…errrrrrr...quit…was reassigned to “senior adviser” after Hillary got beat down over the weekend. Barack Obama took Louisiana, Nebraska, Washington, Maine, and the Virgin Islands. Not only did she already drop $5 Million of her own loot-cakes into the campaign last month, now Hillary looked up and just figured out that she might not get another win until March.

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I know Hillary, you’re feeling a bit tired, huh?

On Tuesday, they go to battle in Virginia, Maryland, and DC. Now Murrrlan’ (shout to Raafman) is supposed to roll with Obama, and Virginia is supposed to be Hillary’s best shot. Now DC you better stand up, you know how DC rolls, right?

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That’s right, DC’s gotta go a brother’s way.

HIllary saw what happened to Rudy G. Three weeks without a win could be a straight death blow. If Barack wins Texas, PA or Ohio in any combination he will be solidly in the lead. Speaking of the lead, I’m a CNN man, but I’m tired of them throwing “super delegates” into the count without explaining the fact that they are doing it. Without them, Obama is up by about 80, with them Clinton is up by 100. Fine if you count them, just show it both ways. People who aren’t paying attention might actually thin Hillary is winning.

The real gangster thing is that this is going to come down to the wire. Some people know what will happen at the convention if neither Obama or Clinton goes in with the correct number of votes, but don’t let the general American public find out that their vote really doesn’t count and that we are going to have a wild west style decision for the nominee. Not only that, but this guy is going to be leading the discussion.

We’re gonna count the delegates, and Obama, and Clinton, and Edwards, then we’re gonna cut a backroom deal, and one of them will be the nominee and the other will be Secretary of State! Yaaaaaaahhhhhh!

-Brock

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I guess someone at CNN reads Us Versus Them because those fools finally owned up to the fact that Obama is leading Clinton in pledged candidates and fully explaining how they are calculating their delegate count.  Not only that, but they actually say that their superdelegate count is ALSO AN ESTIMATE.  A step in the right direction, but they are still on the asshole list for the moment.

Super Tuesday Update

February 5, 2008

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Super Tuesday is in full effect and as predicted, the Democrats are in a full on slugfest.  Right now Obama has Illinois, Georgia, Delaware, Alabama and is looking strong in North Dakota of all places.  Clinton is projected to win New York, Jersey, Arkansas, Massachusetts, Oklahoma and Tennessee.  But with delegates being split by percentage, the delegate count is going to stay close.

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On the Republican side the big surprise is Huckabee is winning the Bible belt.  Bama, Arkansas, and West Virginia are already in his pocket.  This dude just said that he is going to pin a “going out of business” sign on the IRS.  I mean he goes hard.  Tim Russert said that he wants to show John McCain that he would be a great VP because he is “doing the Lords work” in the south.

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I guess Guns, Jesus, and no taxes still plays in the Dirty South.  McCain sill still have a commanding lead when all is said and done, but Huckabee is certainly an interesting foil for a man who they say isn’t conservative enough.  Meanwhile, this man Romney is becoming irrelevant very quickly.  Tough.

How the hell do they make these projection calls anyway.  Especially five minutes after the polls close?  Then in other races, like Connecticut where Obama was up 75% early they hold off on making the call.

I still think Obama has it, we will see what happens in California.

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If you smeeeeelllllllllll la la la la la ooooowwww, what Barack….is cookin’.

-Brock

Super Tuesday

February 5, 2008

So Super Tuesday is finally here and by tomorrow morning (or 3am EST) we will know a little bit more about how things shake out. 

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McCain should have the Republican nomination virtually locked up by tomorrow and Obama and Clinton will most likely…be in about the same place they are right now.  Republicans have a lot of “all or nothing” states where second place gets you as many delegates as Lake is going to get today…none.  Dems distribute delegates according to percentage in most places so it could still be a dead heat at the end of today.  Bill Richardson and John Edwardsare still waiting in the wings to be VP, so neither of them made any endorsement moves today.  Edwards called himself an agent for change, but he also knows that both Hillary and Barack may need a good old fashioned White Male to help sway the group of people who may break out into a cold sweat when the actually need to pull the trigger to vote for either a Black man or a woman for president.  Plus, at age 54, he sure would like to make another run for President at age 62 in 2016 after people get used to seeing him on the world stage for eight years.

Anyway, lets take a quick peek at what the candidates are doing today.

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Barack is feeling like Superman this morning with his poll numbers up across the country.  I think he can really pull it off, he’s got music videos, Mrs. Terminatorcame out to support, even Oprah is using her mind control over white women to help Barack.

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He’s looking a whole lot better than Rudy Giuliani did when he thought he came up with his “Super” Strategy.

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Hillary is still feeling strong going in to today.  She is in NY, stayed in her own house last night, and voted this morning.  I wonder if she and Bill have discussed titles.  If she wins will he be the First Man?  The First Gentleman?  Hmmmm.

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I hope the Democrats figure it out soon.  Any moment now the GOP political engine is going to start to pick up steam and try to drive the stake in the Dems heart all on the back of this guy:

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Arrrrrgh, the looks like a damn pirate.  Now see, a look like that absolutely killed Howard Dean last time.  Yaaaaaaahhh!

You know who is really going to have the time of his life tonight?

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Tim Russert.  I mean this guy absolutely loves it.  He breaks out the whiteboard, he starts counting delegates. This is his prep run for November.  Hopefully they’ve upgraded his technology a bit for 2008.  I’d hate to see him break out the dry erase markers again.

If you are in one of the 24 states that are in play today, go vote!

Us Versus Them officially endorses Barack Obama in 2008.  I think he really is something different for America.  It would send a great message to the world and I think his moral compass is pointing in the right direction.

-Brock

Hillary Clinton Uses Tears to Shine up the Glass Ceiling

January 8, 2008

In the battle for the Presidency, Hillary is cracking under the site of Obama gliding by her.

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First, she has two idiots scream “Iron my shirt” at her during a rally, then she pulls this:

Damn, I don’t know if that is a bad thing or the secret weapon. On one hand, no one wants to think about the President crying. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would love to get a piece of that. On the other hand, a woman can convey that she really cares like no man can. A little voice crack, a little choke up, and there is no doubt in my mind that she believes what she is saying. Now what I don’t know is, if she is actually right about what she is saying.

Barack got a solid jab in at the NH debate too. Hillary was told that the people of New Hampshire just like Barack better.

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Wait for Barack’s comment at the end.

-Brrock Hard-bama