Posts Tagged ‘gay’

Tranny TV Theme Continues: America’s Next Top Model

August 18, 2008

Awww hell.  Look, I’m not going to spend too much time on this one.  But this dude right here:

…is trying to pass himself off as a woman in the fashion industry.  And no, sticking your damn leg in an awkward position, like half the chicks now do on facebook (also veeeery annoying) is not going to make this any better.  YOU ARE A MAN!!!!  They have shows for mens like you.  It’s called, “Who Wants To Be Tyson Beckford’s Next Jump Off.”  Seriously, I’m probably the most liberal cat you’ll find anywhere, but this Tranny being tranny shit is not sitting well with me.  And I know Tyra likes to “shock” and “confront” issues, but we already live a whole rack of gay shit on ANTM as is.

I mean, you have that wilderbeast looking, no talent “runway coach” Miss Jay and then that so called Mr. Jay cat.

Gay and Gayer.  So now you want to add gayest?  For what?  So some glorified drag queen can get eliminated for not bringing out her eeer his “inner chi?”  WTF?!!  Even Diddy can’t believe yall mufuckers put this “man” on your show.

Yuck, I just don’t even want to talk about this shit anymore.  The show is already a stretch and Tyra is unbearable enough, now THIS?!?!  Horrible, terrible, awful.

– Lake

“Fashionable” hip hop artists going too far

October 29, 2007

Is it just me or is Hip Hop completely losing their minds? Seriously, cats are just trying too hard to show me that they’re not like everyone else. That somehow they’re extra Euro Gay but in a “no homo” kind of way.

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Look, wearing a cockeyed belt and your make-up less lady rocking a block on her arm does not make you fashionable. It makes you two outfits away from being a damn freak. Part of what we like about Kanye is that he’s more like us than these fake studio gangsters. The guy reminds you of someone you know, someone who is real and accessible. Now he’s weirding out on some ole other shit much like the early stages of Michael Jackson and Prince.

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When are these cats going to realize that you can take chances and show that you’re different without completely isolating yourself to Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears or Tom Cruise land.

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(Come on Skateboard P. You’re super lean and it’s still extra medium in your mid drift and what’s with that unconfirmed Asian cat next to you, looking like an accessory)

Some how things were so much easier when cats just dressed like this.

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(what, in my YT, yup, in my YT)

Sure they looked ridiculous, but at least they weren’t on that “stupid spaceship shit that don’t make no sense” to quote Mobb Deep.

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(Chalk this up to when thick goes wrong)

Come to think about it, let’s not go back to the old days (or current days in Trina’s case). I can’t take it.

Dammit.

– Lake