Posts Tagged ‘Fox Attack’

Breaking News: First Taser Cam Video!

July 14, 2008

Oh damn.  This is the moment I’ve been waiting for.  The UvT faithful knows I love the taser.   Back when the taser cam was announced I saw nothing but unbridled opportunity.  Here it is, the first taser cam video.  Fox ATTACK!

First of all, is this a real life video game or something?  That little MF’r looked vicious.  Where and when in the hell to cops get attacked by foxes?  What’s next, are they going to get attacked by Medusa heads like in Castlevania?  I’m glad the taser cam was in full effect, otherwise we’d never see anything.  We need to tighten the visuals up with HD or something and this might become the best source of video footage ever.  Like a gangster ass version of Blair Witch.

Speaking of Blair Witch.  Lake has this tape he calls “The Lake Bitch Project”…but that’s a different story for a different time.

-Brock