Posts Tagged ‘divas’

WWE: One Wrestler Who Lived a Full Life

November 7, 2007

With all the wrestlers dying from steroids side effects uhhhhh heart conditions in their 40’s it is nice to know that one lived a full life before passing away. Ironically it wasn’t one of the hulking 200+ pound athletes that made the WWE famous, it was the Fabulous Moolah, a female wrestler.

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She was the champ in 2001. At 77 years old. Now this is the Fabulous Moolah I always knew. Was she ever hot?

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Yikes, she definitely looks like a fighter. What do the modern Divas look like?

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Right…I guess they aren’t really wrestlers now though. I’m with Vince McMahon, this is still better.

Now why is it that the only wrestler that makes it to a ripe old age is the Fabulous Moolah? Let’s take a look at the current roster:

Batista

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I don’t have that cat making out of the middle of next month.

Bobby Lashley:

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That ain’t natural either. But he’s supposedly hitting fine ass Krystal, so I ain’t mad at him.

How about a little before and after?

Johnny Nitro Before:

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and after:

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So his head just blew up like Barry Bonds, huh? What, were you doing, jaw lifts?

The Rock had it right. Cash in before you need to get your neck fused or you can’t walk anymore. The Hulkster says you gotta eat your vitamins, just keep em legal.

-Brock