Posts Tagged ‘David Otunga’

Jennifer Hudson Gets Punk’d?

September 15, 2008

This story is just too weird.  Haaavard Law Grad, Tiffany “New York” Pollard reject and former UvT punching bag David “Punk” Otunga allegedly got engaged to Jennifer Hudson yesterday.

Dude, this is just too weird.  LOL.  I mean, Punk?  First of all, dude’s name is Punk.  Second, he went on I LOVE NEW YORK.  Didn’t that raise somewhat of a red flag for Ms. Hudson?  Hey Huddy, you may want to check in with Star Jones and Terry McMillan before you’re out here getting your groove back with a cat who uses more hair product than you.

And then there’s Punk.  How does a cat go from talking to zero black cats at HLS, to going onto I Love New York (which according to you was to promote your Hollywood carer errrr show positive images of black men in the media) to marry certified real deal sister Jennifer Hudson?

I already know the answer which is YES, but I still have to ask:  Is this cat serious? Ha, what a cornball.  LOL.  JHud, when it all goes wrong, don’t say Lake didn’t warn ya.  And just so we’re clear, you should be looking for a cornball dude, especially when you’re in entertainment.  But you’ve got things a bit mixed up.  When looking for the proper corn, you want something that looks more like this:

And run away from a dude who would ever pose like this:

I know, I know, he’s Abs-solutely fit.  Sure, but you have to understand the mentality of a black cat who spikes his hair, rolls around shirtless or dares put himself in a frosted pic.  Believe me, it aint right and somehow the fact that he went to HLS makes it that much worse.

– Lake

I Love NY: Tiffany’s believe it or not

October 24, 2007

So I’m watching the third installment of I love New York the ‘nother night and it’s ok. I mean, it was standard issue stuff.

17.jpg

The dude New York called “It” was licking up on her face and some aspiring, not to mention, unfunny comedian cornball white dude who neither she nor any other chick on this planet would ever date is getting his ass whooped by New York to show he’s good for tv errr his love for Tiffany. Whatev, that’s standard issue antics from the same group that brought us Flavor of Love and all the rest. But then I start seeing that one element of these shows that always baffles me: people who apparently care.

hhohgg.jpg

Clearly the dudes come into the house as steroids abusers, aspiring actors, certified midgets, rappers, maybe an ignant clown who had a respectable life as a legitimate attorney but threw it all away trying to be a star on a gutter reality show, alleged gay porn stars (I know, you don’t have to be gay to ‘act’ in a gay porn flick, I know, I saw Real Sex 87, too) — you know, run of the mill stuff. And if nothing else, it is a competition, right? Still, these clowns are on this show scrappin’ for real, spitting in other grown ass men’s faces (that’s a death sentence by the way) and just acting a damn fool in general. Take this cat for instance, Tailor Made.

ilny2_1_60.jpg

I’m not sure what his angle is out here. I mean, what can he actually be looking for out of this show? I can’t believe for a second that he actually wants to be with New York anymore than she wants to be with him. Is he looking to brand his new persona, a skinny less charismatic Rick Flair, for some sort of future television career? Homey is like 38, he’s got hair plugs (called out by NY herself) and overall he’s just not all that entertaining. He needs the absurd scenarios of the show to make him somebody I want to watch. Now, a cat like Chance, who is coming back at some point, he and his gay brother from the Stallionaires, which is terrible by the way, he’s an entertaining cat. I’d tune in to see “A Chance at Love”.. haa I really should be in tv. My shows would all be hot as hell.

Anyway, I’ve always had the same approach to the question of whether these shows are real, who cares.. Yeah, that makes perfect sense right up until you start to believe people really care though. Stay tuned.

– Lake

Disgrace: Harvard Law Grad ‘stars’ on I Love NY 2

October 18, 2007

UPDATE: PUNK Gets Engaged To Jennifer Hudson?  CHECK OUT the story HERE.

LOL… Dude, I can’t tell what’s more disgraceful, the fact that this fool David “Punk” Otunga has chosen to place himself among the ranks of random freaks, crack heads and scalawags on I Love New York 2 (which all by itself is INSANE) or this cat’s general appearance (starting with that absurd hairpiece he’s rocking atop his roided out body)!

davidotungaseason2.jpg

Dude, are you fucking serious? I mean, is this cat truly serious? Not only has this cat set his people (whoever they are) back about 163 years, but he’s basically single-handily shated on higher education, pissed on the law, and completely invalidated each and every single academic degree ever conferred upon any person from Harvard University (and yes that does include the school of Education…lol). I mean, I thought Ted Kaczyski was a muthafucka and Harvard’s worst nightmare, but when you put that fool next to a dude named “Punk” from I Love New York 2, suddenly the Unabomber doesn’t look all that bad.

unabomber-sketch.png

He’s actually kinda pimpin in those stunna shades and that tight hoody. Who knew, maybe he’s a smooth dude–

unabomber.jpg

Uh, no, no… this fool looks about as wild as he was crazy. A true blemish on the Real HU’s record. I mean this cat is looking like Wolverine’s bullshit drunk uncle with some rusted claws and zero rejuvenating powers.

But yes, I submit to you that what David Punk is doing is definitely worse than what this broke ass Wolverine ever did. I mean, look at the company this fool is keeping. Did you ever catch Kaczynski kicking it with Midget Mac?

tory2fr0.jpg

And look at New York herself, looking like a broke ass pornographic muppet.. Mang, why am I watching this show?

janicevny2.png

I don’t know. I guess it is entertaining in that train wreck kind of way. They just need to go ahead and bring Chance back though, because these cats just don’t have enough charisma to keep the show going.

i_love_new_york2_group_1punkcircled.jpg

Least of all this cat..

m_78d5cbf9f605be48e2b7f1abc0cde622.jpg

(Is this cat serious? I haven’t seen that look since Daryl from Soul Glo flashed it right after he applied activator to his mustache)

What a super clown to end all clowns. I mean, let’s just say this cat legitimately wants to get into acting, this is how you break into the biz? As some side show for a chick that was Flavor Flav’s third ho? That’s how you break into the biz, huh? Like in 10 years someone will be reading off your profile at the Oscars saying, “he got his start on I Love NY 2 as one of the many man-hoes who didn’t get picked for love”…..Haaa, I can’t say it and since his race is unconfirmed, I’ll just do it my way, non-NILLA PLEEZ!! Seek help.

Terrible

– Lake