Posts Tagged ‘Cristiano Ronaldo’

International Thickness: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Lady is SICK

July 1, 2008

I spend plenty of time looking around the internet at different things.  At this point, I feel like looking at all these chicks all the time, I’ve gotten a warped sense of beauty.  So warped that, let’s face it, I actually tricked myself into thinking that Angel Lola Luv’s gelly ass could possibly be real.  Still, every now and again you see a babe that just blows the roof off your expectations.  It’s not wonder she came in the form of Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo.


Uhhhh, hello!  Dammit, how does this happen?  I mean, how does a babe get so slim-thick like this?  Dammit, let me get that angle two:

Yikes!  You know a babe is bad when even her “rolls” and creases look magically deliciious.  Look at that meaty midsection.  Goodness.  But how are the backs treating us?

Hello!  That’s right like a JJ Redick three ball from the corner.  My goodness.  And of course there’s more:

Man, all you can do is envy this cat.  I mean, he’s literally got it all.  He’s wanted by every chick in the world.  His current lady is bad as shit and he’ll just continue to re-up with the newer, younger version of her as they become of age year after year.  No wonder he’s content to put it all in our faces:

Go ahead Cris.  I don’t blame you for flicking us off.  I’d be pissed too if the general public interrupted my quiet enjoyment of this babe.  Wait, I gotta ask again, are yall seeing her farging J game? No…well here are those Nereida Gallardo NOT SAFE FOR WORK shots Here, here, here and here…and trust me, they are STUPENDOUS!!! Goodness.

Ronaldo v. Ronaldo

May 2, 2008

I’m a big soccer fan and my favorite national side is Brazil, so when I heard that my main man Ronaldo got busted for whoring it up with three prostitutes he later found out were DUDES, I was pretty hurt up.

I guess homey left the club all jacked up on something and had all three. Then, somehow, he either came to his senses or “learned” that they were all trannied out so he hit the eject button with a $300 payout to each of the “guys”. Only, one of them wasn’t having it. THIS “punk” wanted $20,000 to keep quiet.

Ronaldo refused and keep quiet he errr she eeer it did not. Now my man is in hiding, which make sense and this man-ho-thing has all his documents. Daaaamn, don’t you hate when that happens?

Sheeyut, even Roger Clemens thinks aRa fucked this one up. On a brighter note, another Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo that is, from Portugal, has righted the soccer universe with his current choice in lady.

Yessir. Can we get a second angle on that?

And my sources in Europe tell me that’s all natural gentlemen. Don’t count the Euros out just yet.

– Lake