Here’s the Only Baseball I Can Watch

Honestly, I tried to watch Sportscenter this morning and had to change after the Wimbledon highlights.  But I can give baseball a chance now that I’ve seen this pitch:

I like a little trickeration with my boring sports.

-Brock

Sucker Free Playoffs: Down go the Yanks…

It’s not like everyone didn’t see this coming. Well, everyone except LeBron (by the way, what the hell was he thinking?) and a few myopic Yankees fans who have deluded themselves that “the Sox don’t want to see us in the playoffs”. True, the Sox didn’t want to see you, but that was only because the only place they’d see you was bass fishing or something. Hey, yall weren’t built for this….man.

Only serious contenders need apply and serious contenders don’t spend $28 mil on a 45 year old juicer has been like Roger “HGH” Clemens. Ok?

So while you’re discussing whether “the boss” decides to fire Joe Torre, Brian Cashman, whether A-Rod decides to opt out or if you can keep Posada and Rivera, remember this:

(Manny iz King mang, the King homes!!!)

Dasrite, the Sox are better, Manny is being Manny and Ortiz is about to mess around and get the GOP nomination nod, because the Sawks are on a roll and are looking like the team to beat. I think Nino Brown said it best, “So C-ya and I wouldn’t wanna be ya“.

(Drop down and get your eagle on)

Party like a Red Sox, T-T-Totally Dude!!!!!

PEACE.
– Lake