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Damn, Audrina From The Hills Is Naked Too

March 20, 2008

Hey, I’m one of the most liberal minded, “hoes gotta eat too” type cats you’ll ever meet. I mean, I’m not for these religious freaks running around telling everyone how they should dress, live, or conduct their affairs in the privacy of their own bedrooms. With that said, we got a lot of wild ass whorishness running around here. I mean, I can’t type as fast as these sex tapes, prostitutions scandals and nude pics are getting generated. This time it’s Audrina from the Hills.


I said before that I thought she had that “porno chick appeal,” little did I know, baby girl was trying to sell off her soft porn material.

“I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me,” she says.Damn, does anybody keep their clothes on?


Incidentally, here’s the link to the completely NSFW shots. I mean, these pictures were staged too. I thought The Hills chicks were supposed to be from high society families with money. Why was this chick laying down for a skin rag when she was 18? What, college was too boring? Damn. And worst of all, word on the street is that Playboy and the other rags wanted nothing to do with this chick. Maybe it’s because she’s got Aubrey O’Day syndrome. Too much make-up, too much bottle tan, wild hair and just overall not hot. If I want to see a chick in stripper gear, I’ll go to a skrip club with the professionals. Terrible.