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May 21, 2007

Melinda, you were solid the whole time, why did you get kicked out?

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Yeah, I don’t know either….did you ask Ryan?

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Still shrugging those shoulders, you don’t know anything do you?

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Fine…I tried, you just gonna keep shrugging me off huh? There was only one reason I watched this season anyway….hoping that Sanjaya’s sister, Shyamali Malakar would make an appearance. Hooters indeed…

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And as an added bonus for the fellas…

Ki Ki gets the peace sign and Water is wet.

May 10, 2007

A not so shocker occurred last night as Lakeisha Jones got axed American Idol.

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Hate to say this, but good! First, American Idol can’t look completely like a Source Awards knock-off and let’s just keep it real, 4 contestants, 3 black women and Blake…. A sister had to go. “Keisher” probably should have been peaced out a few rounds earlier anyway if nothing else for her excessive and repeated exposure of “the girls” when nobody asked for it. Hey, Lakey is the ultimate ladies man. I mean, have you readers out there ever had a “chick” from Hawaii? Trust me, it’s a monster man… But Ki Ki’s J game is suspect at best.. Harold Minor, JR Rider, even worse Pervis Ellis, worthless fella, she aint no athlete, she Shawn Bradley (that Jay Z for that line).