Albany, NY is the State Capital of New York and a hotbed for progressive ideas around education. So it was no wonder that the fine public servants in that district choose a true role model to kick off their “Back to School Extravaganza” last week. Peep the highly motivational speaker, Angel Lola Love at the school assembly.
Haaa, and no, I’m not kidding! This really is the outfit ole girl rocked at the school as she spoke to our nation’s youth. What possible message could this chick have for the kids? “If you aren’t smart, don’t have a great personality and lack the proper fatness of the ass to excel in the objectification bidness, maybe you can sell your soul to the local ass gel bootlegger.”
And we wonder why kids are completely fucked in the head.
“Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice.”
Goddamn. Where’s the Gap when you need it? Anyway, back to discussion at hand. Can any of you explain to me:
1. Why Albany Public Schools would EVER invite an ass gelling, breast “through some E’s on that b*tch” enhancing, neck tatting, booty shaking, chick like this to talk to children?
2. How the ass in question actually became SQUARED the fuck out?
I mean, that shit is just bizarre! Look at the way the tail gives up high. It’s creepy. And I guess I already know the answer, but I still gotta ask, Angel Lola Love’s Ass. Real or FAKE?
Lol… I tend to agree. Hey Albany Superintendent of Schools.