Donnie From Way Downtown…KLANG!

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Diddy makes hit records.  He drove Danity Kane to #1, he drove Day 26 to #1 and this season it was Donnie’s turn.

The people’s champ has been in the studio working hard, he laid down the tracks, he worked on his dance moves, and he was ready for his big debut.  Surely the ladies of MTV would hold him down, right?

AHNT.  Donnie went on ahead and had that #19 album of the week with total sales of 22,000 copies in the first week.  Damn Donnie, more people clicked on their bookmark for US Versus Them today than your album sold in an entire week.

Seven.  You were the producer on this album.  You were supposed to be the Timberland to his Timberlake.  What did you think about the sales?

Seven: “Fabaless.  I mean that is 21,999 albums more than I sold of my solo album.  Yesss.  I’m getting a new smoke machine.”

Well Donnie.  I don’t know what to tell you.  I know it has got to be real tense on that tour bus right now.  You might have to go to an alternate profession.

Sure, you only get paid a dollar at a time, but you might make out better in the long run.  Oh and another piece of advice?  If you ever get called into a meeting with Da Band, Black Rob and Cheri Dennis…run.

-Brock

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3 Responses to “Donnie From Way Downtown…KLANG!”

  1. Be On It Says:

    Seven, as in the producer that bisexual Eve used to date? I mean seriously, what is with all this androgenous, multisexaul nonsense?

  2. Todd Says:

    Poor, poor Donnie. Can’t say that I’m surprised. His single was a dud that sounded like a FutureSex/LoveSounds leftover. No amount of “breaking news” pleas was going to save him.

    I’m not well versed in my Making the Band knowledge. I stopped watching regularly around Making the Band 4 Season 8. But how come Donnie wasn’t lumped in with Day 26? Did Diddy really think he could win with Donnie as a solo artist? Somebody, help me out with this one.

  3. Will Says:

    IS this the same Seven Arelius cat who tried to make a name for himself yrs ago on some Prince shit? Hmmmm

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