Matt Damon Drops a Little Knowledge

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Finally, someone, ANYONE, just comes out and says straight:

Come on, who among us doesn’t realize:

1. Palin is a joke candidate for Vice President of the United States of America

2. John McCain has a 1 in 3 chance of dying in office, leaving us with hockey mom Palin as our VP, a concept that literally is about as ridiculous as ME bring President two years from now.

5 years ago, Paliln was selling camping equipment.  CAMPING EQUIPMENT!!!!  Two years ago she was running a “city” that’s literally smaller than my neighborhood.  In all seriousness, exactly 20 months ago, I HAD A SUPERIOR RESUME TO SARAH PALIN and I wouldn’t let her run the comments section on this website without a proper UvT vetting and some advanced schooling.  If Sarah Palin, due to her academic and professional substance, isn’t qualified to write for this blog, and believe me, she isn’t, then how in the hell is she qualified to even be a candidate for Vice President?

Hey, this is the Presidency of the United States, it’s not “Brownie, doin’ a heck of a job” running FEMA or Harriet Myers getting appointed to the Supreme Court.  I mean, this is literally a Wu Tang Financial moment, “Protect Your Fucking Neck!”  Enough with the moose hunting and ice fishing jokes, this woman is not ready to be President of a goddamn thing and sure as hell aint ready to be VP of the US of A.  Thx.

– Lake

————–UPDATE—————–

The best quote is “I really need to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago.  That’s an important…I want to know that.  I really do.  Because she’s gonna have the nuclear codes.”

I don’t think there is a better summary of the situation than that quote.

-Brock

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11 Responses to “Matt Damon Drops a Little Knowledge”

  1. Brian Says:

    you’re an idiot…yes dinosaurs were real, and you’re still an idiot.

  2. Killa Kaika Says:

    If McCain wins, there is no doubt that America is most stupid nation. It was bad enough when Bush got ‘re-elected’. *Shake my head*

  3. Stizzo Says:

    holy crap, that was hilarious.

  4. Will Says:

    Matt Damon said exactly what I been telling people in my office. Thank you Matt for having something Amerikan govt has been lacking – BALLS.

  5. Will Says:

    Devil’s Advocate – at least barack came with the real: “I want a Veep that will challenge my thinking, hsa proven track record, and is READY NOW to be president’. This shouldn’t even be a close race.

    Oh, thats right. People are not smart.

  6. Will Says:

    “Wu Tang Financial moment” – ha!

  7. Triple_B Says:

    I have to say that, Matt’s closing comment was the BEST.

    “We just can’t have that.”

    Pure, reaction. Talk to em MD!

  8. Gordon Says:

    Wow, this is some brilliant commentary. My question is how can someone say they are a fiscal conservative, when they come from a state that sucks harder than a 4 month old at the government tit.

  9. Nor*Cal Says:

    “brian” the issues isn’t whether or not dinosaurs existed it is rather that she thinks they did 4000 years ago as opposed to the documented 40-50 odd million years ago…YOU’RE AN IDIOT

  10. Ian M. Summers Says:

    Well if shes like any of the creationists I know she’d deny the validity of science altogether. Evolution is false, to hell with the fossil record or observed cases of natural (and artificial selection). Carbon dating is fake, the earth is only 4000 years old. Etc. etc. etc….

    I can’t stand organized religion. I think it makes sheeple (sheep + people = sheeple) and encourages stupidity. How are people foolish enough to literally interpret the bible or any of the short stories/fairy tales inside of it? I also have serious problems electing anyone so weak minded that they can be convinced to disregard scientific evidence to the contrary in favor of their religion’s accepted view on the origins and mechanisms of our world. I’m referring to Palin specifically, but also most republicans generally. It’s delusional thinking, and the encouragement of it is the biggest brain wash in history. And people look at cult members and wonder how they allow themselves to be so manipulated… But I digress. Don’t elect this bitch. She’s dumb.

  11. Ian M. Summers Says:

    Also, am I the only one who thinks Sarah Palin’s selection as running mate is stone cold proof that Mcain is playing a few cards short of full deck? I hope if Mcain wins he doesn’t run the country as carelessly as hes running this campaign.

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