Patrick Ewing Is Still an Underachiever

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Patrick Ewing is on the long list of people who Michael Jordan jacked rings from.  The Knicks never fully had that killer instinct with him on the squad and have been a debacle ever since.

Big Pat got enshrined into the Basketball Hall of Fame recently…uhhhhhhh…and apparently he thought it was a casual affair.

Come on Patrick, you didn’t know they were going to hit you with the commemorative blazer?  You knew Pat Riley was coming smooth, even coordinated the black shirt with it.  Dickie V hit em with the collegate look, and you rock the shorts, untucked shirt and Mandals?  You know how you know you are a complete asshole?  When you are so ridiculous that the professional photographer, your fellow inductees, and your former coach don’t tell you you got half a collar popped like you feel like dancin’ buuuuut just half way.  That is terrible.  Step yo game up.

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4 Responses to “Patrick Ewing Is Still an Underachiever”

  1. mrod Says:

    Commentary was strong, but about par for UvT course. But this is a best of just on account of that group photo. lol.

    Patrick’s been taking fashion tips from Kanye and his shorts it appears.

  2. otis Says:

    hahahah damn son hahahaha pat stay losin

  3. Lindsay Lover Says:

    Hilarious!!!!!!! Those fucking shorts are god awful.

  4. Will Says:

    Uhhhhh…doesn’t one have to first HAVE game for it to be stepped up? 😛

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