With all this political banter, I figured I needed to offer a bit of levity in the form of irrefutable thickness. As such, here are those thick thighs of Ashanti, something we know for sure is good for America:
“Oh-oh say can you see”
“Ah-Ashanti’s thick thighs, what so proudly he nails.”
“And Oh Damn, she leaned back again.”
Ok, there you go. Thickness that America can get behind. And while we’re at it, we saw this today.
I’m not sure that’s something I could, well, get behind, but it’s definitely all American, gel ass and all.