Add Ne-Yo to the List of Dudes Who Need a Hat


I don’t know what it is, but some cats just need that hat for everything to lay in there just right. Of course we’ve got LL, that dude ALWAYS rocks a lid.

Incidentally, is it just me or does LL’s jaw and head combo piece look like a cross between Rumer Willis, Barry Bonds and the bow of a wild battleship?

Then you’ve got Ollie from Big Brother 10:

It’s clear that Ollie from Big Brother 10 keeps that lid on super tizzight at all times.

Incidentally, has anyone ever gotten more ass than Ollie is getting in the Big Brother house? Don’t believe me, just peep it. He’s murdering April. Good shit. That still doesn’t explain why he continues to rock those hats though. Could it be because of that forced baldy striking again? What’s a force baldy you ask? It’s when a dude rocks the bald hair style, not because it looks good on him but out of pure necessity. Hence, the forced baldy which puts him right back in the game since a number of dudes actually opt for baldy hairstyle by choice. Anyway, the problem with the forced baldy for some dudes is that they don’t have the head to carry it. Which brings us to the aforementioned “never seen without a hat” cats Ollie and LL. I suspect they’ve got that forced baldy gone bad issue and if you want to see that up close, peep Ne-Yo.

Not right. Which is why you always see him like this:

It’s tough. If a cat doesn’t have the dome to rock that full baldy once the hairline retreats for the hills, then I guess you just gotta always go with the lid piece.

Yeah, I appreciate the effort, but this cat might want to keep that head piece strapped up.

– Lake

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3 Responses to “Add Ne-Yo to the List of Dudes Who Need a Hat”

  1. Royal Says:

    …Didn’t know they were making another Conehead movie bout intergalactic love…
    That pic makes his head literally look like a brown traffic cone.

  2. Will Says:

    I don’t think Neyo could ever use that classic Kanye line: “Yeah i know, I look better in real life.”

  3. KIR in NV Says:

    @Will: cosign. Seen him in real life, he went to high school here and still checks in from time to time. Keep the lid, Yo.

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