Fake Soccer Fan: STFU


With this damn Euro Cup on, you know what is annoying as hell.  Those cats who act like they grew up in the shadow of Emirates Stadium with an Arsenal Jersey on.  You know these assholes that insist on calling it “football”.

Face it, that shit is not popular here.  We don’t really care who is in the bracket with Germany.  We don’t care how long Norway played a man down because of the Red Card.

Look, unless you are ready to cry when your team loses, willing to riot over a bad call, played through high school and college, willing to fight in the stands and do all of the other things that soccer hooligans are trained for since birth, just stop faking and watch the games.  We don’t need the extra shit.

That being said, Female Brazilian soccer fans are completely exempt from anything I just said.


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4 Responses to “Fake Soccer Fan: STFU”

  1. Gordon Says:

    I’d be careful of any “female” fan from Brazil. Wasn’t Ronaldo busted with the Eddie Murphy excuse of, “I didn’t realize they were transvestites,” a few weeks back. You have to be careful of that, “Brazilian surprise”.

  2. Be On It Says:

    @ Gordon: HA! Yeah, a lot of dudes get caught off guard with these uber-perfect trannies.

  3. Will Says:

    Brock: THANK YOU for this post.

    I gotta a few drinking buddies like that and I’m like, “uhh..where’d u get that gay soccer shit from? Oh, ur a fan of Elbonia? REally?! Since when? Oh…Since they made the World Cup. ahh….”

    i wonder which is worse – the brazilian surprise or the Thai girl-boys?

  4. Cristiano Ronaldo Says:

    Fuck you stupid dumdbfucks your all haters on soccer.go run like stupid apes at eachother or go do whatever sport you play stupid lowlifes.

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