A Very Special UvT Message: NBA Finals Edition


As basketball season comes to a close and “the drought” aka the only damn thing on is baseball season begins it is time for us to reflect on the NBA. Now last year I was always asking “Why are you still in the league?”, but the NBA Finals are a special time. Then NBA finals produce two kinds of players. Legends of the game who go down in the annals of history…

…and muthafuckas that don’t deserve a ring.

For every Michael Jordan, there is a Jason Caffey. For every Kobe and Shaq, there is a Mark “Mad Dog” Madsen.

See that muthafucka knows he did not deserve that ring.

This year we have Scot Pollard.

That is why the Celtics can’t win. That muthafucka there is gets more than “Why the hell are you still in the league? He gets a full on That muthafucka. Does not. Deserve. A ring.

There it is. Celtics can’t win.

I’m just sayin’



OK.  So the Celtics won.  Did anyone notice that this asshole Scot Pollard changed into uniform at halftime?  What a dick.  I guess he wanted to make it look like he actually had something to do with the win.

Scot, the last game you played was in February…and it was only for 7 minutes.  You were declared out for the season on March 5th.  You had street clothes on in the first half.  What was it like to be in the locker room up by twenty and say…hmmm…we’re about to get the chip.  Maybe I should look like an actual player.  You can sleep with that?


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4 Responses to “A Very Special UvT Message: NBA Finals Edition”

  1. Will Says:

    Maaaaan that fool took up valuable real estate on the Cavs bench last year and I was so happy when they got rid of him! Now DumbFuck #1 has a fukkin’ ring. Where is the damn justice?

  2. Manuva Says:

    What about the whitest person in the NBA? There has never been another person who has contributed the most to a team while wearing a suit on the bench (without being a coach). I mean, just check the dude’s highlight reel. This is the definition of a bench player.

    But the dude is a good sport about it though. Watch how he flips the question and makes it a joke.

  3. RosyF Says:

    Brock…thanks for the acknowledgment of the win. I know you didn’t believe the Cs would be the Pistons or the Lakers. Celtics had the best record for a reason, defense (KG) was on point, Ray’s Got Game, and Pierce is the Truth not mention Brown, Posey, House, Rondo, and Cassell getting in where he fits in. Go Celtics! I’m about to find Lake and get my Irish jig on at the parade.

  4. aatenn12 Says:

    If you check out the sports page of the Saturday Globe from the 21st that Pollard idiot is in the background of the picture with Pierce jumping at the Sox game.

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