Does You Tube Make Unsexy Things Sexy?

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We know that half of You Tube is filled with teenage girls selling off any hopes at a political future for 2 minutes of potential fame by shaking thier butts to mainstream rap music while dancing in their underwear.  All of that is categorically not sexy.  I’m talking about the simple things that inexplicably get millions of views.  Like this clip of Jessica Alba…it has gotten over 4 million hits on you tube and it is a video of her doing…nothing.

You know someone has stared into the deep recesses of jessica’s eyes like she is a long lost girlfriend who offers no contact except through their long distance webcam relationship.  For instance, that video of her staring at you just passed the video of clips of her ass swimming underwater.  And I know from experience have heard that the video contains some high quality footage.  Now, I know a little bit about our audience here at UvT so I’m pretty comfortable with with what will be the most popular video in this forum. 

Here’s another example.  I saw this a few weeks ago but didn’t want to post it.  The negative arse factor is high, the skills on the hula hoop are marginal at best…but this thing has gotten over 2 milllion hits in just a few weeks.

Not really that sexy.  But I guaran-damn-tee that someone pulled this video up at 2am for a little entertainment.  That is more action than you get in high end white strip clubs.  (I’m from the ATL, black strip clubs are a little different…so I hear.)

So if that is all true.  Someone, anyone explain to me why this next video has over 3 million hits without disgusting me or making me lose faith in the state of humanity.

Seriously, why has that video entertained over 3 million people?

-Brock

 

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3 Responses to “Does You Tube Make Unsexy Things Sexy?”

  1. Royal Says:

    “We know that half of You Tube is filled with teenage girls selling off any hopes at a political future for 2 minutes of potential fame by shaking their butts to mainstream rap music while dancing in their underwear.”

    Why is the truth ALWAYS hilarious?

  2. Manuva Says:

    For real, there’s like 4 other Wii fit videos and none of them are as good as that one. She really twerks those hips.

    The last video confused me. She has the biggest and most round eyes ever. She looks like a real-life anime chick.

  3. Will Says:

    Nothing to do with sexy. Just Vouyerism, plain and simple.

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