World’s Largest Fake Breasts

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The Guinness Book of World Records must be getting desperate, because they just created a new category for a young lady named, ahem…Maxi Mounds (probably not her real name. If it is, her parents drove her to her current profession) for the “World’s largest augmented breasts“.

You know how they say “you can never have too much of a good thing”? Well that is why I never listen to “they” because whoever “they” is clearly has no idea what the fuck they are talking about. That is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

With Lake’s recent assault on the fake j, this is going to send him off the deep end. I guess Maxi’s pair here is 36 MM and growing due to some plastic irritant that causes the breasts to keep growing. That can’t be worth it, can it?

Well, Maxi is about to get another World Record from UvT. The world’s biggest fakeys deserve the world’s biggest asterisk.

Congrats Maxi. You might just be the first inductee into the “Them Hall of Fame”.

-Brock

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4 Responses to “World’s Largest Fake Breasts”

  1. Will Says:

    Disgusting.

  2. KIR in NV Says:

    I bet she’s gonna put that Guinness plaque up on the wall of the double wide, between her middle school participation certificate and her Hizzoe of the Month award from Cheetah’s. Icky.

  3. Jaimie Says:

    Cn someone please tell me why Lake calls breasts “J”s?

  4. Sarah Says:

    ho…ly…crow…
    I feel tiny, and I got DD’s

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