New Kind of “Flavor” of Love: Buckeey Sex Tape

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Wow, new evidence that the Sex Tape Gods are good.

Remember a few weeks ago when I asked for the gods to bring me a new sex tape? Then remember how I professed my guilty admiration for Shay “Buckeey” Johnson, not once, but twice? Sure you do.

Well, once I came back from my crawfish extravaganza over Memorial Day Weekend I woke up to glorious tales of Buckeey Sex Tapes. I did a quick search and *bang* there it was! And oh yes, IT WAS the Buck-meister herself, showing some skills that certainly can pay her billz. And even better, the dirty deeds all went down to some hilarious and appropriate “Jaws” inspired music. I mean, on the rizzeal, peep that NSFW video right HERE or check out the far less inspiring but completely NSFW still shots right here.

Daaaamn. Can I ask, what’s up with women and that “I just got F’d” look yall get. I mean, if I showed you the above pic and you were mildly familiar with getting some arse, you’d know for certain that someone was just getting deep on this broad. Anyway, I appreciate the effort Shay put into this venture, in fact, I think she should quite whatever career she now proclaims to have and just concentrate on big belly dude sex tapes. And don’t get me wrong, I know mostchicks can handle their basic biz in the bedroom, but it’s just nice to get some confirmation that they definitely can (or in Kim Kardashian’s case, can’t) too. I also appreciated the full on post mic check and back-shot “press conference” where she hooked up the completely gratuitous: “Yes, he just nutted all over me” commentary.

Damn, the blog readers may want to rethink their position on chicken headz, baby mamas, video hoes and gold diggers. Now I see why cats kick it with these broads. I mean, that was like watching Miss New Booty, only better.

Now I’ll need to ax the sex tape gods for that Flavor of Love 3 chick “Black’s” sex tape.

Wow, do yall see that hook on picture two? Jeez, she’s got some thangs going on! I mean, baby girl has a body that won’t quit and anyone that dated TO is alright with me as long as she’s a woman (am I the only one who thinks TO might be a bit suspect?).

Also, I mean, come on. A white girl named “Black;” it just doesn’t get any better than that. Sex Tape Gods, I beseech you, bring me more video and reality hizzies unto me: ooooooooohhhhmmmmm…..

– Lake

————UPDATE——————-

Damn Lake. I thought you never watched. All the previous joints were tapes “you heard about from a guy, to said he might have seen it, and said that if you click here you might be able to go see what I’m talking about.” But I guess Buckeey brought you straight to the raw uncut, huh? Hey, I understand. Aside from Hoopz and the new Ms. Black she’s definitely one of the baddest Flavor of Love chicks out there.

Now wasn’t there a rumor that UvT favorite Andre 3000 was hitting that back in the day? I’m sure he knew nothing about this tape. Andre, did you hit it?

You damn right he hit it…and he’d do it again. Don’t let the gear and interpretational singing fool you. Andre is still straight ATL when he needs to be. The best thing about this tape? All the other tapes are always some dumb shit the chick did years ago before they knew they were going to blow up, or from when “they were in love”…this joint looks like it could have been recorded last week. Great.

-Brock

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9 Responses to “New Kind of “Flavor” of Love: Buckeey Sex Tape”

  1. I’ll Admit It: I Kinda Like Buckeey « Us Versus Them Says:

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  2. Royal Says:

    I honestly think that the contention for the best tailpeice has a new contestant.
    Black from FOL3 has a knockout body yes. But does she contend, or even surpass the “Kimmy K 3-special”? (2 breasts, Thighs…might as well add the biscuits and honey).
    Might have to toss this one to Brock and see where she falls on the Assology radar.

  3. Good man Says:

    agreed, this girl Black might be the next big thing.. literally. The ass game is changing. Everyone needs to stand up and pay attention to the trends. Build them and we will come.

  4. Lake Arlington Says:

    I thought I was downloading “the hour of power” but instead of Buckeey showing how to fizzucky…..it wasn’t me. In fact, I wish I never saw it… maybe I didn’t see it. I’m confused now. out.

  5. Will Says:

    Uhh…….nah. that was…what was that? that was corny as hell. methinks these freeks are vastly overrated.

  6. RosyF Says:

    @Lake: Dude you sound all shook up. You need to take a page from the so called smoothest (aka lyingest) nilla out there Bill Clinton before Ken Starr err…Brock gets you all hot and sweaty under that fur coat.

  7. Buccaneer_9 Says:

    ummm…what was wrong with her asshole? It looked like she was dealing with some “Preperation – H” issues or something. Did her brown eye not look a little baggy to anyone else?

  8. Lake Arlington Says:

    @ Rosy, say what? I still cool and chill in any weather. ha

    @ Buc…. I didn’t peep the baggy… I’m not a big brown eye guy, so I wouldn’t know. But yo, I’ll definitely take your word for it!

  9. VH1’s I Love Money, Season Premiere « Us Versus Them Says:

    […] Oh and it just wouldn’t be right if I didn’t mention all those folks that are missing from the cast. First off, where’s Buckeey. […]

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