Hide Your Wives & Daughters, Roger Clemens is Loose!!

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Two days, two different sex scandal posts involving The Rocket. I didn’t know the HGH the Feds had been trying to link Roger Clemens with stood for “He Got Hoes”.

Damn, is there ANYONE out there that Roger Clemens hasn’t been nailing? I guess your 15 year old daughter isn’t enough, Rog wants your MILFing wife too!!! Oh yes, now “sources” are saying that Mr. “I’m a great American” was fucking John Daly’s now ex-wife Paulette Dean Daly.

And judging from the look on John’s face in this picture, he knew she was getting some “high heat” and worst yet, “the sinker” from someone other than him. Dammit, I tell you. You can’t trust anyone these days. Though, I must say, and this is grounded in absolutely no reasoning, there’s something about a pretty blond named “Paulette” from the country that just sounds suspicious to me off the top.

And what’s hilarious about all these accusations is that the only person who ever denies them is Roger. Peep what Shady Paulette had to say about “her friend” Roger the Dodger:

Yeah, I’ve known Roger quite a while and we are friends. You know what, I’m really uncomfortable talking about this. I’m just going to have to say, ‘No comment.’ I know Roger. I consider him a good friend. That’s all I’m comfortable saying.

Perfect. “Yeah, I known the dude for a long time, now as to whether I was f*cking him while both of us were married, I’m suddenly unavailable for comment.”

On some level you have to respect Roger’s game actually. I like the added touch where he always brought his hoes to the stadiums where he was pitching. I mean, why travel for ass when you can get it right there? Shit, why even take her into one of those apartments, homey should have just nailed her right there on the mound during batting practice.

He’s Roger Clemens after all, right? I mean, nobody would have known about this, at least not publicly, except that he called himself a “great American” and had the audacity to sue Brian McNamme over his alleged “good name.” Good name? He must be talking about when the hoes call out his name while he’s laying down that cutter. Yo, you know what’s funny? Almost any reference to a pitch can be spun into sexual innuendo.

Poor John Daly. This dude has had like 5 wives and nan one of them was about shit. He didn’t stand a chance against the Rocket.

“Hey honey, remember all those hoes I said I’d stop f*cking as long as you took some HGH and got your body back in shape after our 4th son was born? Well, I never did stop banging those hoes out and now a small group of them are coming back to bite me in my needle punctured ASS, oh, dropped call, C-Ya.”

Damn, what’s next for this guy? Could it get any worse? I mean, what, was he fucking Andy Pettitte, Joe Torre and the Boss at the same time he had the 15 year old country singer, a golfer’s wife and another random assortment of hoes on the end of his heater? Lol.

Am I the only one who is really enjoying this?

haaa Didn’t think so.

– Lake

=================Update====================

Wow, not sure how I missed this, but the wife of Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake claims that The Rocket man wanted a piece of her back 18 years ago too.

Barbara Leslie, 43, of Winchester, MA, then a waitress at the Palace Nightclub in Saugus said that the Rocket asked her, “What would you do if I tried to kiss you?”

And then she replied:

“What would your wife say if you tried to kiss me?”

LOL. Jesus! This thing is so crazy… What the fuck was this cat thinking when he filed that defamation suit? And by the way, I don’t think this guy is the kind of dude whose wife you want to be messing with:

Haa. At least we know Rocket has major balls..for now.

————-UPDATE————

Every pitch can be a sexual innuendo?

The Change Up?

The Curveball?

The Splitfinger fastball?

The Knuckleball? Don’t even want to know what that one is…

Damn, you’re right.

As long as I don’t catch the high heat I’ll try anything.

-Brock

By the way. I know this is terrible, but John Daly’s wife is thick in those black pants…

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4 Responses to “Hide Your Wives & Daughters, Roger Clemens is Loose!!”

  1. RosyF Says:

    Brock, I appreciate your adventurous spirit but don’t let a woman split finger fastball you. Sounds like one of those tricks they tell you 21 Glamour magazine that will take you to fifth base. And that my friend is playing for the other team. Keep pimpin’.

  2. Lake Arlington Says:

    Split fanger fast ball? Hmmm, that sounds like some 5th base shat..

  3. Brock Hardon Says:

    I see Rosy F. Baby didn’t read the definition of the Splitfinger fastball. It is strictly for the ladies. It ain’t nothing but the shocker on speed. Rosy you know someone tried to slip you the shocker. What did you do? Slap the hand away, or ease on back and enjoy the ride?
    II_I

  4. RosyF Says:

    I like to round the bases in the field of dreams Jah created and no more. 5th base is not my demographics…not that there is anything wrong with that ; )

    Btw Brock, your instincts are right on the knuckleball. It is not for us it’s for them.

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