Man Up Monday: Chad Johnson


Since the end of last season, Chad Johnson, Mr. Ocho Cinco, Mr. Touchdown celebration, is been saying he wants out of Cincinnati. A few weeks ago, when there had not been an movement Chad demanded a trade, saying he would not play for the Bengals anymore, trade or not. He’s got it all planned out, right? It was a few weeks ahead of the draft, he’s a future Hall of Famer, and one of the premier receivers in the league. But wait, Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis apparently doesn’t play that shit.

Marv went on and hit Chad with that “brother please”. Marvin called him out and said you want to sit out? Be a man of your word and sit out. How do you feel about that Chad?

For those of you who can’t read faces…that look above is known as the “Oh Shit”. Yeah Chad, Marvin is calling your bluff. Chad you signed a contract extension just two years ago for an additional $35.5 million that extends for another three years. That means you’ll be leaving at least $7 Million on the table this year.

To prove it, the Bengals went on ahead and drafted a gang of wide receivers to cover their ass. Hey Marvin, which way should Chad go to find the Bengals locker room?

Haaaaaaa. Marvin doesn’t give a damn. He’s like an old gangster. “Chad is dead to me”. He’s already looking toward the horizon and will let Chad rot at home if he doesn’t want to suit up. So the ball is in Chad’s court and right now it is Marvin Lewis – 1, Chad Johnson – 0. Here’s the position Chad will be playing next season…left out.

I guess Marvin wasn’t on your infamous list of people you can beat.

Chad, Marvin has completely called you out and the ball is in your court. I don’t know what you are going to do next, so this Man Up isn’t even from me. Marv is calling you out, he’s pulling your card, he demands that you MAN UP!

What ya gonna do Chad?


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6 Responses to “Man Up Monday: Chad Johnson”

  1. K Says:

    Chad will just suit up next season after lewis gets fired. Bengals without chad: 3-13

  2. blizzle Says:

    Its Marvin Lewis…not Marvin Williams

  3. Brock Hardon Says:

    True. I was fighting that mistake the whole time. Missed it once.

  4. Will Says:

    Chad will suit up. No doubt.

  5. RosyF Says:

    I dunno if Ocho Cinco will sit out but I love the drama. I know I won’t try to draft him in my fantasy league just in case.

    Am I the only one who started thinking of the Cops theme song at the end of the post the way Martin Lawrence sings it in Bad Boys? It just seems appropriate in this instance.

  6. KIR in NV Says:

    Thank you Brock for putting Chad on blast. I’m sure we can all sympathize with the ahole boss, less than ideal working environment, etc. However, us regular folk know the drill…if you don’t like it, you can lump it, or at least take your azz somewhere else. Chad just needs to keep his head down, his pie hole shut, and his post-TD celebration game tight cuz that’s what he’s being paid to do. I, like Mr. Lewis, would like Chad to stand by his word and sit his azz down quietly at the end of the bench. But since I know Chad is a publicity whore, I expect him to strap on the pads and maintain that trade value. STFU and get to work!

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