Brock Hardon isn’t the only one who is taking a keen interest in the R. Kelly sex with a fast ass little girl trial. No sir. In honor of today’s testimony, this raggedly Mutt re-enacted the “money shot” for all of New York City on stand in “young girl” Natalie Portman.
Got Dammit. That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “bitch, I want to pee on you, yes I do, I’ll piss on you, I’ll pee on you“…. LOL.. WOW. I know Nat is a Harvard educated humanitarian who is above the petty things in life, but don’t let a mangy mutt piss on you in public. Jesus. And if you’re going to just lay back and accept the piss, the least she could have done was get her aRa Kelly freak nasty chick on and assume the position.
There, that’s better. Can I ask you pissers one question though, what the fuck is wrong with you? And yes, I’m talking to both the piss-or and piss-ee. I mean, I’ve really gotten after some bodacious ass in my day. And I mean, really tried to slam dunk, posturize and run it back on tivo…..but I’ve never wanted to marinate a chick in the cool running of my own urine.
In fact, I wouldn’t care if you took the whole pissing function away from me all together. Quite frankly, it’s something I’d rather do without. And you know the freak nasty pissers always hit first, ahem “finish” and then piss. I mean, who pisses on a chick and then happily cuts dat pissed on ass up?
YUCK. Nah, it’s hit, nut and piss, right? Ok, but once you’re done hitting, if you’re like most men I know, you pretty much want everything to just go away, I mean, the room, the bed, whatever ambiance you have set up and yes, even that chick, you want it all gone….at least most of us do. Basically, if all that shit could just instantly turn into the NBA Playoffs 10 seconds after you were “done” you’d be cool, right? So what is it about the make-up of a pisser that they’re not fully satisfied until they get that last matter of business handled? Finally and I really want to know this, exactly what do you say to a mufucka you just pissed on?
I mean, I really need to know this, because I don’t get the mentality or the mechanics. Help me understand and don’t act you aren’t out there reading this blog, neither. At a minimum, one of you reading this joint right now is either an admitted member of the Piss Masters of America Club, inadvertedly got pissed on and “likeded” that shit, or have gotten your full “I just pissed on a mufucka” on. Break that shit down for me, because I just don’t get it.