…and by a comeback I mean coming back onto your television screen. It is actually a shame because they have clever commercials:
…and by clever I mean they jacked some of the hottest commercials of the past few years. Honestly, I don’t care what kind of commercials they have nobody feels tough rocking a shoe called “Pony”. Do you feel tough listening to Ginuwine’s Pony? Playing with My Little Pony? Getting a Pony for your birthday? Do you wear your hair in a ponytail? I’m going to assume that my loyal UvT readers answered “no” to all of those questions. If not, go get some milk and cookies because “him downstairs”.
Ponytail guy, let me introduce you to neck tattoo guy. The same rules apply. I know you might think it is cool to rock the ponytail, but if you have a job, no one there is taking you seriously. Just like neck tattoo guy, you need to be an entertainer, an athlete, or pro skateboarder. Wait…a pro skateboarder is an athlete? Sure thing, my bad. Seriously ponytail guy, are you having trouble trying to figure out how to get to the next level at your job? Get an f’ing haircut. I don’t care how long it took you to grow it out, I don’t care how much of your bald spot it is covering, get rid of it and instantly start making $10,000 more than whatever you are making now.
Here’s the only guy who flipped his ponytail into success. Once again, an entertainer:
You don’t want to be that guy do you?
Back to the subject, the Pony commercial is hot because they jacked one of the hottest Nike commercials ever. Check out the original here.
Since we’re talking about it…here is the hottest song in a commercial.
That joint is a standalone rhyme delivered by Jada. Yes it is on the iPod Touch.