Those Japanese streets must be gangster because they’ve got the undercover body armor game on lock. They just invented some new polymer and weaved it together to look like a slightly shady white tee shirt.
So it isn’t fashionable, but if someone tries to stab you it won’t work. That’s gotta be worth something right? Can Fiddy Cent look hard in this? How if they make them in XXXL, all the homies in the streets will get ’em.
I hate the White Tee though. Get rid of the White Tee. Ban the White Tee. The White Tee has never done anything good for anyone. Except you Lake, you’re cool.
By the way, if you don’t get that joke, you’re probably not one of Us…You’re one of Them.