90’s Flashback: Kris Kross

I don’t know if this qualifies as Classic Material, it probably does. But that isn’t what this is about. This is about how ridiculous the early 90’s were. Check out Kris Kross, “Jump”.

Wow, where do we start? The extra short dreadlocks with rubber bands? The “stomping dance” that everyone used to do? The fact that this song actually did, and still will, make people jump?

Was inside out really wiggity wiggity wiggity wack? Come on, raise your hands. Who actually wore something backwards on a day that was not Halloween. I know you are out there. I know you had a pair of Hammer Pants too.

What was up with saying “iggity” anything? Das Efx made their entire career just dropping iggity into the middle of words. I guess that didn’t last too long. In fact, remember when Shaq rhymed with the Fu Schnickens under the name Shaq Fu?

That’s right Shaq. I still remember, the secret is out.

Back to Kris Kross, what ever happened to those guys?

I see Daddy Mack (or is that Mack Daddy?) is still holding tightly to the past. He kept his Al B. Sure unibrow game going though.

Yikes. Where do I start? That “silkish” shirt? That terrible hat? The shiny ass lips? That Wu-Tang grip he has on that gay ass glass of white wine? Oh no, wait a minute…noooooooo. Are his jeans still on backwards? That looks like a belt loop in the front? Is that a belt loop? THIS DUDE IS STILL WEARING HIS CLOTHES BACKWARDS!?!?! That’s terrible, seriously, the worst shit I’ve seen all day.

Cause I’m the miggitymiggitymiggitymiggitymack daddy, I’m the miggitymiggitymiggitymiggitymack. Terrible.

-Briggty Brock

Tags: Backwards clothes, Daddy Mack, Kriss Kross, Mack Daddy