Spitzer’s Hooker Is About To Be Famous!!!

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Meet rebellious runaway, turned aspiring R&B singer, turned Elliot Spitzer’s last hoe Ashley Youmans aka Ashley Rae Maika DiPierto aka Ashley Alexandra Dupre aka Kristen from the Emperor’s Club VIP.

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And yes, that is an interesting shirt she has on with that right J game creeping out, fighting for respectability….but we’ll get to that later.

Anyway, this babe right here is a piece of work. You KNOW you’re dealing with a scandalous, low arse, bottom feeding hizzoe when approximately two days after a sex scandal rocks the state of New York and not even 24 hours after the Chief Executive of one of the most influential governmental bodies in the world resigns, this chick’s name and pictures are suddenly plastered all over the internet. Can you say Cha-Ching?

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And come to find out, this chick is an aspiring R&B singer. You know what they say, no publicity is bad publicity, especially if you’ve been turning tricks to pay your rent since you were 17 years old. So after she got done fucking the Governor, getting paid, getting caught and testifying, I’m sure ole Ashley was like, “hey, this is my big break!!!” And she’s probably right. Wasn’t it Confucius that said “one man’s ruined political career, life and family is another 22-year old hoes’ shot of a lifetime?” That Confucius, always right about stuff like this.

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Well, one thing I must say, I’m glad to finally know what a $5,000 piece of ass looks like. Check ole Ashley getting her extended hoe game on in St. Tropez:

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I can’t lie. She appears to have everything you want in a high-priced hooker.

1. Concave stomach piece, check

2. Beautiful breast-tah-sis, check

3. Mediterranean/Sorta Rican tan piece, check

4. Fairly revealing swim wear, check

5. Presence in a foreign country that she has no business visiting but for the fact that she’s charging men exorbitant amounts of jack so that she can do coke, drink cristal, fuck and still have a few pennies to put away for her “singing career,” CHECK

And what about that singing career. Let me tell you, it’s real bad. Check her song “What We Want.” <——The Irony of it all.

Look, let’s just say that she wouldn’t be going to Hollywood on American Idol unless she was blowing Simon during the commercial breaks, which given what this chick is all about, is fairly likely.

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My thing about this babe is that she almost looks like a shape changer. I mean, at one point she’s got the full-on, now you see me, now you don’t Tucan Sam schnauzer-beak piece going:

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Then the next thing you know she’s rocking the smoothed out strawberry blond look with the even skin and non-offensive proboscis:

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Damn, the home wrecker looks kind of good here, I must admit. What’s the difference, besides Cocaine nose on the first one and Dr. 90210 nose on the second. Still, baby girl is a chameleon, but I guess the ability to change up one’s look is a valuable commodity in the hoe game. Anyway, peep what she had to say on her myspace page about her life below:

“When I was 17, I left home. It was my decision and I’ve never looked back. Left my hometown. Left a broken family. Left abuse. Left an older brother who had already split. Left and learned what it was like to have everything, and lose it, again and again. Learned what it was like to wake up one day and have the people you care about most gone. I have been alone. I have abused drugs. I have been broke and homeless. But, I survived, on my own. I am here, in NY because of my music.”

Right, your music. Talk about “fucking for tracks.” Jeez. And where does she get this enlightened grip on the real world, why from Mom of course…Yes, her Mom, Carolyn Capalbo has weighed in on this matter.

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Peep her act:

“She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor (huh?) But she also is a 22-year-old, not a 32-year-old or a 42-year-old, and she obviously got involved in something much larger than her.”

Ya think? Anyway, I would say that this babe has had her 15 minutes of shameful fame and now she’s done, but I know better. People Magazine, 60 Minutes, Larry King and maybe even Good Morning America will be knocking in no time. And you know that “memoir” is already into production. I know, I know, you already had been writing a memoir about your life in the hoe game…

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Believe me, you didn’t have to tell me, because I already knew.

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You know your post is over when the hizzie throws you the double “peace out” sign. Kristen errr Ashley, can’t wait to see ya on 60 Minutes girl. I wonder if she’ll make any cracks about Easy E’s “love making” or those “dangerous requests” to hit this broad raw dog.

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Elliot, please homey, wrap it up, especially with the hoes…..thx.

-Lake

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12 Responses to “Spitzer’s Hooker Is About To Be Famous!!!”

  1. roisinmcginn Says:

    that is EXTENSIVE. i want to see a picture of Silda at 22 to see if they look anything alike… sort it out Lake 😉

  2. Lake Arlington Says:

    Funny, you say that. I’ve looked for younger Silda Wall Spitzer pictures, but I can’t find any… They’ll emerge.

  3. lindy Says:

    Maybe Elliott hired this woman because his wife was a “spitzer” and not a swallower.

  4. kip Says:

    Wow, how could you be so right one day and so wrong the next?!?
    I couldn’t help thinking that this was the same garbage people were saying about Vanessa Williams way back when…
    And American Idol? You couldn’t possibly be one of those moronic idiots that believes anyone on that show has even the slightest bit of talent!!!

  5. Lake Arlington Says:

    Kip, I don’t mind the criticism, but I don’t understand what you don’t like about the post. Vanessa Williams took her gear off for a skin rag.. she wasn’t turning tricks!!! Can’t quite be the same thing. No?

  6. Be On It Says:

    The reason Kip think it’s the same thing because women with certain melanin deficiencies get more leeway with this kind of behavior. Sure, most guys wouldn’t wife them, but somebody will. And, if she cleans up her act, then give her a year and it’s all good. Let Ashley go to an HBCU and try that crap, and she needs to go into hiding, or avoid major flavor spots like DC and Atlanta, because she will never live that down.

  7. Lake Arlington Says:

    Be, the truth of the matter is that she’s fine. Anyone that looks good gets a pass. HBCU dudes would be all on it.. this girl. They would just want to be hitting that and then, invariable, someone would fall in love with that good USDA approved tail. You know, I know it. Just like a trifling dude who is hitting it right can start acting up and doing damn near whatever he pleases.. The game is the game. Message for dudes, don’t turn a hoes into a house wife, stick and move and “we don’t love them hoes”.. if you can’t live by that, stay away from trifling, premium tail.

  8. lindy Says:

    The message is monogamy is a farce. Serial monogamy works because you can find something else when you get bored. We ain’t that much different than the animal kingdom folks. Most animals mate for one season and then move on…that’s nature, why should we be any different. In some South American tribes women sleep with many men in the tribe and no one knows who is the father, but they all take responsibility. What the hell is so wrong with sleeping with whoever you want whenever you want? Nothing…it is christian morals and uptight people who really push marriage. Marriage is done for the security of kids. But if we would teach kids that it is okay for adults to sleep with whomever they choose and it is a right of adulthood, then they would not become so deranged when their parents split up. It is adults who make kids feel bad about broken families. Monogamous marriage does not work. Most of us have to admit at least 50 percent of our dads probably spilt the seed with a hooker or some twat other than our mom and then came home and sat down and ate dinner with us. Them’s the facts.

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  10. Cynical Says:

    Sounds like your really angry about something…. I’m guessing you’ve been snubbed by quite a few women of this calibre it comes through loud and clear in your vitriolic criticism of the 22 year old that toppled this court. The story is a recurring one check out the “Profumo Scandal” that toppled the British government in the 60’s. Nothing new here. She didn’t do anything women haven’t been doing for 1000’s of years, using sex to topple men with power.

    Why be so angry?

  11. get a grip Says:

    How is it possible to get ‘snubbed’ by a ho. Either you pay and fuck or you don’t pay and don’t fuck. gotta love when a ho who has the ability to use ‘vitriolic’ comes on a blog to ask why a straight talking dude is so ‘angry’…who’s angry? yes a filthy ho brought a dude down and temporarily took her ass out of the gutter…

    thanks for pointing that out Cynical..now may I ask you ‘how much’ for your ho ass? lol ho’s unite. Next.

  12. mike Says:

    Yeah she’s cute.

    But girls like her loose something with me when I think about that
    McDonnald’s type sign over her bed that shows: ## billions served.

    Typical money slut.

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