Study: 1 Out of 4 US Teens Have an STD


Damn, something about that doesn’t seem right, but then again there is this:



So I guess it all makes sense:

You know who is really pissed off? This dude.


Then again, I guess if all he wants to do is pee on chicks, he’s ok from distance.


Ha, yes I’m an asshole. But this time it’s for a good cause.

– Lake


6 Responses to “Study: 1 Out of 4 US Teens Have an STD”

  1. Be On It Says:

    ROTFLMBO? LOL? LOL while trying not to spray computer monitor with Pepsi (LOLWNTSCMWP)? Nope, there is no acronym appropriate for this sublime post!

    Anywho, teens have stds because these sururban parents want to believe their little angels are too innocent to do anything remotely sexual. Never mind these same “angels” are having head parties, experiementing with girl on girl action (and boy on boy?), anal sex, and everything else outside of Schooner and Rebecca action (Sex in the City reference, yes, I know that show is reprehensible, but it’s my Making the Band/Big Brother/The Wire) and still calling themselves virgins. They need to pair abstinence education with comprehensive sex ed, and stop fronting.

    And no, I’m not letting inner city teens off the hook. Too many listen to bad advice from ignorant peers about sex, and refuse to be smart about the activities they’re engaging in. They even refuse to take advantage of the resources around them. Villianous Planned Parenthood, in addition to numerous clinics, are in or near inner city neighborhoods, so free condoms are as prevalent as fast-food restaurants in the hood. And, to those who adhere to the I only wear Magnums philosophy, stop it. The average condom is stretched to fit over a human head, so it will more than cover anything a unehanced male could produce. I once was about to engage in congress with a certain young man, who pulled out a Lifestyles condom and it fit his appendage. Sadly, I had to leave him there like that, because clearly I was not prepared for that monstrosity, and would not subject myself to such abuse. Some things are only good in theory and pornos. He’s still salty about that, by the way.

  2. Lake Arlington Says:

    Damn B.. Did you at least help dude in another way? Schooner and Rebecca? Never heard of them and I’ve seen erry Sex and The City episode out there…. Well rounded I say!

  3. lindy Says:

    Kids are never going to stop having sex. STD’s may just be nature’s way of natural sterilization. These girls will end up infertile and less babies will be born. Nature will always right itself, this is just nature doin’ its thing, gotta love it. Now if they could just find a disease that will rot a guy’s dick off completely, then we might be able to stem the tide of crazy overpopulation.

  4. Be On It Says:


    When Charlotte dragged her husband to therapy because she wasn’t getting any, she named her goodies Rebecca, and he called his thingy-thang Schooner. Toodles!

  5. Be On It Says:

    Oh, and I did not help dude out. I was wrong for not checking out what he was working with beforehand, but that’s water under the bridge now. And, seeing how he had bread+nice car+tall+no kids+easy on the eyes, I’m sure he wasn’t hurting for too long.

  6. Lake Arlington Says:

    Haaaaa a bit too esoteric for me mami.. nice though. Don’t remember that Rebbecca, but now that you refreshed my memory I certainly remember that off key Schooner.. haaaa Horrible.

    Be, you in NV, too? You sound gangstalicious with these dudes…

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