Spitzer is out, David Patterson in as NY’s Governor

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It’s just a matter of time. Elliot “Mess” Spitzer lost his damn mind with this transfer of lootchy for hoez foolishness. Now he’s basically got no choice but to resign from office.

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I mean, for real.. Who’s worse, Craig from Friday for getting fired on his day off for stealing boxes on camera or Elliot moving 5 large for some NYC ass he happened to want to get at before Valentines Day?

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Oh yeah, it’s Easy E going away. At least Craig never admitted any wrongdoing. Elliot sure did. And what about that timing of the night before V-Day? Hell, he might have been knee deep in some premium tail as the clock truck midnight.

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What a way to usher in that holiday. Fuck candy and flowers, E was having it his way. Now when I wrote my scheme for getting over on Valentines Day, nowhere did I say to wire a G’s worth of loot cakes for a hizzie, and 4 more on travel expenses, hotel and lubrication. That’s not pimp, it’s just stupid.

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So in the span of 24 hours, homey has gone from one of the top 3 or 4 elected official in these United States to “Daddy, please don’t bring your ho mongering ass to my recital, I HATE YOU.” That’s a pretty ugly fall. And what about the reverberations?  This little snafu will end up being historic not only for the running of hoes, but also because it will bring New York’s first black Governor into office!

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My inside sources in Albany tell me that for his first official act in political office, David Patterson will be getting an edge up at a local barber shop.

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I certainly hope so, damn.

– Lake

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3 Responses to “Spitzer is out, David Patterson in as NY’s Governor”

  1. KIR in NV Says:

    Even if dude doesn’t hit up Supercuts before taking the oath, I gotta give my man props for his accomplishments to date:

    1. Legally blind since birth.
    2. Attended mainstream schools – before it was standard practice for those students labeled as “disabled” to do so.
    3. Graduated high school in 3 years…not the Six Year Plan like some of our brothers do (I see you OJ Mayo).
    4. Elected first nonwhite legislative leader of NY Senate in 2002.

    When asked by the New York Amsterdam News about life lessons he had learned, Paterson replied, “You never get to any level of leadership where your race is not a factor.” He continued, “You don’t want to be the first; you want to be the first of many.”

    Word of advice, stay away from the hizzoes.

  2. Lake Arlington Says:

    Kir, per usual, I agree. You’re almost as well rounded and well reasoned as your boy Lake. Now if we can only get you to see that Duke Hoops is your favorite basketball team, you’d be officially in the running for UvT Woman of the Year!

    Lil sis, is that you?

  3. Kam Says:

    “Now when I wrote my scheme for getting over on Valentines Day, nowhere did I say to wire a G’s worth of loot cakes for a hizzie, and 4 more on travel expenses, hotel and lubrication. That’s not pimp, it’s just stupid.”

    Word..thats what dude gets for just skimming through the V-day guide!!

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