Mary Ann Loves That Mary Jane

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 This post is going to need a theme song.  Click this before reading on:

Awwww, come here girl…

Now where was I?  Oh yeah, Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island got arrested for marijuana possession.

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You know Mary Ann..always the “smart girl” to Ginger’s “pretty girl”, part of the eternal debate of “who’s hotter, Ginger or Mary Ann?”.  For anyone who doesn’t know, here’s Ginger.

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She definitely was keeping it 60’s sexy right there.  Anyway, now we’ve got lots of answers.  If we never found out how they got off the island, we definitely know how they got off on the island.  Mary Ann was packing that cheeba in coconuts and blazing between takes.  Hell, as far as I’m concerned we know who is hotter now too.  Who do you want, the chick that looks good, or the babe bringing a few dime bags to the party?

Hell, you know if ole girl is still blazing at 69 years old, she was a straight freak back when she was 26 and every white boy with a TV’s dream.

Hey Eliot…uhhhhh, Client 9, Mary Ann is about 5″5′, 105, brunette…just like you like ’em.  You tryin’ to holla?

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Gotta think about it?  I feel you.

-Brock

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2 Responses to “Mary Ann Loves That Mary Jane”

  1. George Vreeland Hill Says:

    Who cares about the Dawn Wells bust.
    It should not even be news.
    Hang that Eliot moron for doing what he did.
    People in power need to be out of power.
    Power to the people!
    I am,

    George Vreeland Hill

  2. lindy Says:

    Native American Power!

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