I just drove 6 hours in the middle of the night for no damn reason so I may be a little bit testy, but reading these posts about Rihanna, her “boo” (by the way, if you’re a man and you’ve ever seriously called anyone “boo,” you’re a real bullshit cat) Chris Brown and her alleged arse piece are starting to really get to me.
Look, you don’t need a BS in Assology from the University of Maryland at College Park (a real major for them, look it up) to understand that Rihanna doesn’t even have the kind of tail that warrants study. Rihanna’s ass is what we thought it wasn’t, namely thick/phat/right or any other adjective you could think of. I’m sorry, but apparently she DIDN’T get it from her mama.
Still, good ass (I said it) is like pornography (yeah, I said that too), it’s hard to describe, but you know it when you see it. Rih Rih’s doesn’t pass the…ahem….smell test (no low low) for me. It just aint right.
Let’s keep it real, and I’ll give her a good shot too but this is Rihanna’s ass.
This is an ass (Trina’s to be exact) on Dubbs:
Any questions?
– Lake
Tags: Rihanna ass, Rihanna can't dance, Rihanna has no ass, Trina still has ass, Trina's ass
Us Versus Them 
May 8, 2008 at 5:12 pm |
rihanna yo baby is going to look like you a ostrich half gorilla. i feel sorry for you sweety.
May 20, 2008 at 10:51 am |
Why is everybody hating on Rihanna, long as she getting more money than all of ya’ll don’t be talkin bout her… She got Chris Brown and you just jealous that you can’t get him like she can… But ya’ll still be listening to her music though…
May 21, 2008 at 6:02 pm |
Rihana is the best better than u hates so go to ur daily mcdonald jobs 😛
May 22, 2008 at 3:21 pm |
troppo strano Rihanna il disegno!
w tokio hotel e Rihanna per sempre