He used to be the baddest man on the planet

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Now look at him.

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Mike Tyson coming out with a bitch bag at the irregulars errr discount suit spot? Say it aint so.

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Getting rolled up on by substandard post-cougar mamis errrr mommies?

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The look on the white cat’s face pretty much says it all, in fact, I think that’s my cousin Drake (sure his gear and hair are horrible, but he’s a director, it’s part of his earthy shtick), giving him our patented Arlington family gas face. The truth is and I hate to say this because I’m a big Mike Tyson fan, but Mike aint been shit since I whooped his ass in Punch Out.

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Horrible.

– Lake

2 Responses to “He used to be the baddest man on the planet”

  1. KIR in NV Says:

    Having actually met Iron Mike in Vegas back in the day when he was putting dudes down with a two-punch combo 3.7 seconds into Round 1, his slow, painful fall from glory has been sad, yet fascinating. If there was anyone born for the sport, it was Mike. Inside the ring he was so angry, so devastating, so fierce but outside the ropes — a little boy lost. His hizzoes snatched his loot, his boys swept up the crumbs and Mike was left with his nasty-ass pigeons (and from the look of Mike these days, maybe the pigeons ain’t with us no more either).

  2. Will Says:

    he still gets pussy tho.

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