We need to talk. I know you like kicking it with the brothers. I know you’ve grown to like fat asses, appreciate the thick white woman, and enjoy the hip-hop music. This is important. We’ve got more than 2.5 Million hits, you are a role model now. But I’m not talking about the loyal UvT readers. I’m talking about your little sister…Jane Arlington.
When was the last time you saw Jane? Have you ever met ‘yo girl’ Lil’ J? I didn’t think so. Here was her message to a schoolyard rival:
Lake, I’ve got something to share with you. You’re cool, it’s all good with me. But putting on her ‘black’ voice and talking all this shit is bound to get your little sister’s ass whooped! It is time for an intervention. Take her webcam, shut down her myspace page, and turn on some Friends reruns, or Seinfeld, something…damn. Thanks.