Gary Coleman gets his first piece of tail

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I’d like to congratulate on this monumental accomplishment. Yep, according to Arnold, he got his first piece of Not-for-Profit ass.

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Yes that’s right, the 40 year old Arnold allegedly married a 22 year old firecrotch named Shannon Price. How do I know, he told us so. Peep the quote:

“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone,” he says. “I wasn’t saving myself, she just happened to be the one.”

Damn, talk about different strokes. AHNT.. LOL.

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Arnold. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

Damn, all that fame for all those years and lil Arnold wasn’t getting any benefits?

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What’s with Different Strokes and the extra light skinned “sisters” of the Aryan persuasion? Even Willis got in the act.

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I’m just saying.

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You’ve heard that “once you go black, you never go back” saying, right? Well Lake says Arnold went white, so you know it’s right.

I know, I know, “Whatchu talkin bout Lake?”

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Believe me, I know.

– Lake

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One Response to “Gary Coleman gets his first piece of tail”

  1. James Says:

    I’m very funny for Gary Coleman. He deserve to have happiness in his life. People had put Gary down, but now he’s having the last laugh…..

    Keep on advancing Mr Coleman

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