Barack Obama takes Maryland, Virginia and DC!!!

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Damn, homey!! Barack didn’t have to open the can up on Hilly C like that, did he?

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As my girl Jabber Jules in NYC via Chocolate City would put it, “Now datz whuzzup!!!” My word and he took those states by HUGE margins, too. Young B went ahead and took the entire Mid-Atlantic region in one night and then came up for air in Wisconsin like, “It’s me bitches!!!”

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Damn.. Most impressive. That makes Texas a MUST WIN for young Hilly C and recently chilled Bill. Dude, Hill just looks like a broken woman at this point.

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I would say she’s off message, but I can’t tell what the hell her message is at this point. “Pick me, I’m a lot like Barack, only better!” Jeez. I think that UvT endorsement of Barack Brock unexpected dropped on Hilly’s head the other day must have really hurt. She had to admit that Barack was gaining traction and really had to make some heartfelt concessions about his appeal. Take for instance how she changed her campaign song from “Don’t stop Believing” to a Barack themed rendition of Duffle Bag boy:

If Obama don’t do nothing he gone ball
He runs that campagin like a clock on the wall
Now go and get them votes little duffle bag boy
Go and get them votes lil duffle bag boy AND MONEY
I aint never ran against a n—

ok, enough… But I’ll put the original below because it’s just timelessly hot. Lil Wayne for VP!

I’m just now pumping this in the ride with the proper balance of volume, treble and bass. GET MONEY.. so good.

– Lake

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2 Responses to “Barack Obama takes Maryland, Virginia and DC!!!”

  1. thejabberwocky Says:

    if you like Hillary Clinton/Barack poetry, dig this

    *
    Oh, those were the days when our brains were tazed
    Back in Twenty, Zero, Eight.
    When the times were tough and the men were gruff
    When they had to go on dates
    It was “Clinton” this, and “Clinton that,”
    And “Gosh, I think she’s smart,”
    He’d just nod his head as he hoped instead
    That the super bowl would start
    *
    As the time progressed he’d have hardly guessed
    That she’d still be in the thing
    But to his surprise right before his eyes
    She had still not left the ring
    She had just one foe who withstood her blow:
    Who had come from a mixed descent
    Who presumed that he, might yet somehow be,
    The first black president
    *
    But he had no chance, for she wore the pants
    From the time that it had begun
    For she often basked in the questions asked,
    Like the rays of a gentle sun
    When her voice grew soft, then the gloves came off,
    Like the trick of a clever crook
    Though she used her left, she could still be deft,
    With a nasty right-hand hook
    *
    *
    Oh, those were the days when our brains were tazed
    In Twenty, Zero, Eight.
    When the times were tough and the men were gruff
    ‘When they had to go on dates
    They would never squawk when their women talked,
    Though by now they were awful scared,
    For a silent sigh, and lowered eye,
    Was the most that they ever dared!

    To Little Rock in Arkansas
    The dreaded Clintons came
    The Southern state that once was great
    Would never be the same
    We loathed their guts so very much
    They lost their second bid
    But then they won it back again
    ’Cuz Rodham had a kid
    *
    In 92 the Clinton crew
    Had bigger fish to fry
    The faithful wife gave Bill his life
    By standing by her guy
    The Senior Bush who lacked a push
    Became their only foe
    Yet still they only won the race
    Because of Ross Perot
    *
    For eight more years with lies and tears
    They kept their foes in check
    The crafty two knew how to brew
    A storm as fierce as heck
    The democrats who gave congrats
    For what they did to Starr
    Will change their tune so very soon
    When Rodham goes too far
    *
    So when at last their term was passed
    We hoped they’d fade away
    But to our fear they made it clear
    Their names were here to stay
    As we rejoiced with all the boys
    And drowned our hearts in booze
    She took a place inside a race
    She knew she could not lose
    *
    In old New York she went to work:
    A state completely blue
    Their hearts were sold, she won it cold
    With plenty hull’baloo
    She took the floor and with hopes to score
    In front of ev’ryone
    The comeback kid would make her bid
    When Bush’s term was done
    *
    *

  2. whydidyoudoit Says:

    We don’t need Ohio, Texas, D.C., Maryland, or Virginia to get to the White House. The Hillary campaign has run a hard race to the White House and we don’t intend to let Ohio or Texas or any minority states stand in our way reguardless of their vote. We have already won the big states and we intend to invoke hole heartedly the votes of Florida. We tried to win the supporters of John Edwards. Unfortunately we did not win the supporters of John Edwards, but as you can see we didn’t need them to win the big states and we will not need them in the future to win the White House. The Clinton campaign started this race as winners, favored to be in the white house because we are not trying to change the face of america nor it’s foundation our pass leaders worked so hard to establish. We know what our opponent is trying to do and we can not let this happen. America is not broken, just our leadership. Everyone in america has been treated fair for over two hundred years and if they are unhappy with their current status or the economy then I’m sure they can find pleasure in being in america. When Senator Clinton is elected president she will address all issues of concern.

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