Mitt Romney: Errytime I see Black children Bling Bling, MLK Day obligations Bling Bling

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There isn’t much to say about this video because it’s just so self explanatory. Just put this display at the bottom of your “Why Mitt Romney Shouldn’t be President” list (also known as my “Mitt’s a mufucka” list) which if it’s like mine, should be numbered at about half a c-note ‘long about now.

Simply awful and actually pretty hard for me to watch. Yep, I went ahead and slotted that mini debacle on my running “Mitt’s a mufucka” list like this:

65. Some Boston Big Dig ceiling planks (errors made on Mitt’s watch as Gobner of Mass) fell on one of my neighbors two years ago, she’s dead.

66. Tang inspired sun tanning oil and the white house don’t mix.

67. Mitt saw dark skinned people for the first time in his life, ON MLK DAY and immediately said “Who let the dogs out” and “Bling Bling” to fill the void.

68. Black people weren’t allowed in Mormon Church until 1978!!!! Actually, this one has been repeated 4 times at numbers 3, 7, 15, and now since I first saw this horrible video and thought about why Mitt actually went directly to racial stereotypes to ingratiate himself to those kids and make himself feel comfortable with their mere presence.

Don’t worry Mitt. The truth is that you probably didn’t have much of a chance with black folks anyway. Being told by your Church that they “bear the mark of cain” probably soured them on your candidacy long ago, ya know? People are just funny like that. But your strategy was flawed from the start, let’s face it, that never worked for Al Gore.

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It sure didn’t work for Hillary.

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Hell, it didn’t do much for Jesse neither.

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Lol.. oooh boy…I’m in trouble now. Brock’s gonna kick my ass! Hey, it was worth it. Hopefully he’ll just beat on my legs like Eddie and Charlie Murphy did to Rick James.

Anyway, Mitt, knowing your Republican constituents like I do, might I suggest a more ahem “traditional” approach? Yep, just go ahead and channel Rudy Guiliani for tips how to “celebrate” Dr. King’s dream as you guys see it:

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Oh yes, Rudy has definitely kept it real over the years.

– Lake

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3 Responses to “Mitt Romney: Errytime I see Black children Bling Bling, MLK Day obligations Bling Bling”

  1. Rosy Says:

    Mitt are you serious…”who let the dogs out”…jesus (latter day saint) take the wheel.

  2. Mormon BIGOTRY Says:

    You are a BIGOT

    Why are you so angry against the Mormon CHRISTIAN FAITH?

    Mormons were welcomming Blacks into their Churches far sooner than the WHite Baptist Churches in the South?

    You are a real misguided man

  3. Lake Arlington Says:

    Wait, Mormons widely believe that blacks are marked with the scar of Cain, you live in isolated communities with almost NO black people and you’re generally intolerant and would allow blacks in your churches DURING MY LIFETIME but I’m the bigot? Whatever. How about this, you keep your ass in Utah and say next to nothing and I won’t talk about you at all. Ok? The difference with “Baptist Churches in the South” is that black people actually belong to Baptist Churches in the South fool. Blacks don’t generally belong to the Mormon Church…now I wonder why that is.. Oh yes, that little institutionalized racism your “prophet” had as established church edict until the “revelation” in 1978. Please, if I want any questions about my view of Mormonism answered, I’ll just turn on HBO. Siddown.

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