Rick Majerus and St. Louis Basketball score 20

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Daaamn. This just isn’t right. Rick Majerus and the Billikens scored 20 points in a Division I basketball game last night. Before we get to the post, what the hell is a Billiken?

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Wow, so I guess their school mascot is some sort of Shrek like troll? It is supposedly a sign of good luck…great for a little extra love during exams, but not so inspiring for your athletic teams. Give me a screaming eagle, a lightning bolt, even that gay Tampa Bay Buccaneer in creamsicle orange had a knife in his mouth to go with that jaunty feather in his hat. That was tougher. I mean look at this dude.

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That’s just a big headed fool in a Jack Lalanne jumpsuit.

Now on to the game.  This squad scored 20 in a division I basketball game.  Not baseball, not football, basketball.  Let’s check out the squad:

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Can someone tell that dude that you are not allowed to stick your tongue out when playing basketball unless you are this guy, or a twelve year old pretending to be that guy.  Jeez, no wonder they suck.  Look, soccer players heard about this score and said the game was boring.  That is a complete debacle.  A backcourt of Brock and Lake would have gone for at least 18 points, 6 boards and 5 assists.

I know Rick Majerus didn’t like this one bit.  Rick, whose fault is this loss?

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Noooooooo, it’s not my fault.  Don’t point at me.  Come on now, be honest…whose fault is it?

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That’s right.  It’s your fault.  Admitting your problem is the first step.

-Brock

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