Dumbization of America IV: Everyone Gets to Cut the Bride

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Chidi Ogbuta decided to go all out for her wedding when she thought it should be designed to look just like her.

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That’s Crazy. She even knew how she was going to get her hair “did” for the occasion. You know those moments when you hear a story and you hope the people aren’t your race/related to you/anyone you know/didn’t go to your college. We’ll I’m having one of those moments.

Respect to the cake makers though. They really got old girl down on that one. Now I don’t normally eat cake, but if someone dropped an ass cheek in front of me, I’d have to at least taste it. One last question…

Is it chocolate?

-Brock

P.S. – For those of you who don’t get the title, “cut” is ATL-based African-American vernacular for having sex. It’s a double entendre people!

“How you ain’t gonna cut, girl I’m me! I’m the got damn reason you in VIP.” – Ludacris

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