Clemens: He injected me, just not with ‘Roids



According to Roger Clemens hit “60 Minutes” with that same line Eddie Murphy the Prince hit Eddie Murphy the Barber with in Coming to America.


Barber: Well Goddamn boy, what kinda chemical you got in there?
Prince Akeem: I have used no chemicals, only juices and berries
Barber: Sheeyut, that aint nothing but a ultra-perm

No question, Roger is persisting with this “waddent me” defense of the claim that he used performance enhancing drugs to boost his career. Now he’s getting a little more specific saying that his trainer, Brian McNamme, the one who dimed him out under threat of criminal prosecution, injected him with Vitamin B-12 and Lidocaine, a local anesthetic used to treat skin inflammations and not the Juice.


Don’t you love this “Shaggy” defense, which is really another Eddie Murphy creation, of “Waddent me” that Roger is trying to sell us now? It’s so hot. Oh, I get it, you were injected by this dude, only he was hitting you with B-12 and Neosporin for that butt acne errrr sensitive skin men have on their asses (?)..LOL.


(Yall see Rocket’s lady? I think she may be on something too….5 kids and all ripped in the midriff?)

You gotta hand it to ole Rog, though. Through all of this he has remained himself. He’s just the quintessential asshole and always has been. I guess that’s what happens when the media gives you a pass for your transgressions during your entire career. Just like when he told us he threw that bat at Mike Piazza because he thought it was the ball. I know, I know, he had a flashback to KICKBALL when he could a fool out by hitting him with the ball while they run the bases.


I get it. HA. How does hitting a dude with an alleged baseball make sense Rog? You think on that one, then answer me this:

If you’re bent over and Brian McManne, a professional sports trainer, was injecting you with what you thought (wink, wink) was B-12 and Palmers Coco Butter, then how do you really know he didn’t swap out those CVS syringes for some of those Balco ones?  What are you saying, that you never knowingly took steriods?


I know, I know, as far as you know, that was B-12, Vitamin C and Jack Daniels coursing through your veins. Believe me, it happened to me too. I was just helping that UNC hick chick over the fence back in college when her pappy came out with the shotty…


How was I to know we’d get all tangled up like that?

Come on, we all know the Rocketman is a liar. Oh and I bet it felt good when McNamme’s lawyer promised to sue your candy ass if you lied in that 60 Minutes interview or the presser you’ve got scheduled for Monday. Watch yourself son…

– Tabaccy spittin Lake with a ten gallon hat on his head

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4 Responses to “Clemens: He injected me, just not with ‘Roids”

  1. doping.alerts Says:

    ESPN never mentions thge real doping products:

    exogenous testosterone gels and patches
    female fertility homrones
    Pot Belge
    Bute IVs

  2. Marlo Stanfield Says:

    He lies to your face!! Roger is gonna get fucked by congress. Time to go with the mea culpa ala Pete Rose. Dude will not lie under oath and now that he’s questioned the Mitchell report, they’ll stick it to him. Ugly.

  3. Rocket Man Says:

    The Rocket is a fraud!!! It just makes sense, you don’t age and get better. He’s a roid head, it’s so obvious.

  4. Says:

    ESPN-Disney ad Congress are BIGGER fraids than are the tools that make them rich:

    Doper media tools:
    Lance Pharmstrong
    Kobe Byrant
    Tiger Woods
    LaBron janmes
    Albert Pujols
    David Ortiz
    marion Jones
    Tim Montgomery
    Michael Phelps
    Natalie Caughlin
    Ian Thorpe
    Justin gatllin
    Curt Schilling
    Cal Ripkin
    Tony Gywnn
    Tom Brady
    Payton Manning
    Reggie Bush

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