ESPN needs to give Mercury Morris a full-time gig


This cat Mercury Morris has some really hot rhetoric. He’s a hilarious cat and he’s really got those advanced oratory skills to match his natural comedic skill. I’ve been all over the web looking for the video of him undressing the NFL Countdown crew, especially Keyshawn (who I really like on that show by the way, but I still miss Michael Irvin), about the Pats’ place in history relative to the ’72 Dolphins. Couldn’t find it, but I’ll just post up a few samples of this cat’s rhetoric. It’s great.

Then there is this smack he ran on the set with Berman about Don Shula and the team’s perspective on their perfect season.

I’ll update it when it comes and no, I did not post that horrible freestyle he tried to lace up on ESPN. LOL. All I know is that this dude needs a regular seat over at ESPN. He’s simple entertaining and that’s what it’s all about. Certainly better than that clown Skip Bayless or that botox filled part tanner Mike Greenberg…

– Lake

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One Response to “ESPN needs to give Mercury Morris a full-time gig”

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