Homo Erectus Part 3: B2K, Marques Houston, Omarion, et. al.

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Man, have I or have I not been talking about the fact that R&B is just an inherently shady enterprise?

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I mean, the bottom line is that you’ve got cats who are interpretational, artistic and sensitive crooning with cornrows, wife beaters and an ice grill on their face. I mean, if these cats weren’t doing R&B, they’d probably be doing ballet, interior design or something. Well, here’s the proof. This cat Raz B from B2K is officially putting all these cats and “how they get down” on blast.

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Look, there have been rumors that ALL these cats were gay for years. That includes all the fools from Immature (which includes Marques Houston, all these managers (Chris Stokes and company) and all these B2K (Raz B, Omarion, Ricky Romance etc.) cats.

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Can someone explain this picture to me? Yes, that’s Marques Houston, that one eyed fool and that other random cat from Immature shirtless, in bed together with the collective Zoolander expression…Crazy. And what’s even wilder is this video about the whole culture of Chris Stokes sponsored gay wildness.

Ummm, anyway, in this video, Raz B alleges that his cousin and manager Chris Stokes, Marques Houston, and all the rest of those infinitely suspect cats were involved in some “let me touch it” (4:10 mark). Note that he said, “It all started with Chris Stokes.” Then there’s something about “the guys,” which I can only assume are the members of the group, being asked to “take showers together.” YIKES!

Ahem. This cat’s name is “Ricky Romance” and he’s wondering how he got caught up in some gay shit? Lordy… I also find it interesting how this dude is saying “I’m not bitter and I’m not trying to get even” but meanwhile, homey has all of this on speaker phone, up on youtube!!! Damn.

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(That’s Stokes on the left)

And why is it that whenever somebody gets on some ole gay shit, the next thing that comes out of his mouth is some Bible verse and a reference to their newborn child? Arrrrggggh. Look, I’m in no way trying to minimize or belittle the trauma that must be associated with sexual assault, but don’t talk about “seeing God” and then backing that up with “I’ve been speaking in tongues since I was 11 years old” around a discussion of sex acts with your manager/cousin!

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You know what, this is all a bit too wild for me. Makes you wonder what Omarion was really thinking about in this shot.

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Terrible. No more posts on this topic. Ugly.

– Lake

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7 Responses to “Homo Erectus Part 3: B2K, Marques Houston, Omarion, et. al.”

  1. Manuva Says:

    I mean, B2K used to be somewhat good with the singing and the decent dance moves… Be honest, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_HFlOQKss this was hot back in the day.

    So, now they’re back together and making moves after Omarion’s solo career flopped. Check this out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0bbtoCmG0w This is their newest single and it looks like it was written, recorded, and filmed in an afternoon. I saw this video recently and thought, “This is THE worst R&B video I’ve ever seen”. What happened to B2K? Too much Omarion prima donna shit?

  2. workaholic Says:

    has any one else noticed that the hotel room in the last 3 pix of that b2k thing is a completely different room and looks like it was taken with a different camera? Also, it may just be me but it looks like it may not even be them. I’m not saying they weren’t involved in what ever but the set of pix above just don’t look real to me.

  3. omarialways Says:

    Damn leave o alone if he’s gay so what, im sure he don’t want no one to know, I did think maybe the b2k pic could’ve been fixed and not really them

    that’s my husband and he could be the man in our relationship

  4. Lake Arlington Says:

    Hey yall, I hear you (well some of you, no homo, LOL) but I smell smoke folks…and where there’s smoke, there’s fire. I mean, come on. Who just makes that up and then all of a sudden it’s all good. Clearly some ole shady shit went on with those cats… Nuff said.

  5. VERONICA Says:

    LET ME PUT MY 2 CENTS IN!OK CHRIS STOKES IS A NASTY B*TCH THAT GAY ASS NI**A AND MARQUES HOUSTON I HAVE NOTHIN 2 SAY 2 U I HAVE NO RESPECT 4 U I CANT BELIVE U FUCKED RAZ B IN HIS ASS U HELLA GAY U FUCKIN HOMO THATS NASTY!!AND SINCE RAZ B BUSSIN YALL OUT HE MUST OF LIKE IT 4 LETTIN YALL DO HIM!!ALL YALL GAY AND THATS ALL I HAVE 2 SAY!!!

  6. LIL KEVIN Says:

    NI**AZ BEEN DOIN DAT SHYT 4 YEARS. RAZ B IS TELLING THE TRUTH IT’S JUST PEOPLE AROUND HIM ARE TRYING TO COVER DAT SHYT UP THATZ ALL NO STR8/BI MAN IS GOING TO COME OUT LYING AND SAYING ANOTHER MALE TOUCHED ME DOWN THERE . HE TOUCHED HIS BOOTY HOLE AND MAYBE RIPPED HIM. ALL DEM NI**AZ ARE BOTTOMS. THE WORD STRAIGHT IS DISSAPEARING.

  7. Kalee Says:

    I THINK ALL THAT SH*T IS TRUE. I MEAN BOW WOW AND OMARION LOOK LIKE THEY FUCKIN. BUT THAT’S THEY BUZNEZ. RAZ B WAS WRONG FOR BUSSIN THEM OUT LIKE THAT. BUT THAT WHAT MESSY QUEENS DO WHEN THEY HAVE NOP COINS. (NOT TO SAY HE A QUEER) BUT HE WAS ON A GAY SHOW

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