They Busted the Rocket Maaaaaaaaaan!

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And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no, I’m a rocket man (ROCKET MAAAAAAAYNE)
Burning out his fuse up here alone

What a fitting song. “Oh, no, no, no – I’m da Rocket maa-aan.” That Rocket Maaaaaaaan is exactly what the Doctor errr Dentist ordered for this whole Steroids scandal. It’s always been a Barry Bonds witch hunt, but now we finally have some collateral damage. Hey, I’m just glad we can finally and officially account for all wild glare young Andrew Pettitte used to come with back in the day.

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You kind of have to respect that controlled Roid Rage… Let me ask yall a question, how hot do these guys look right about now.

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Care to comment Manny?

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No doubt, just how I see.. All is well in the Bean.

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Nice team. Chock full of vitamin c, juice and ethics.

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– Lake

==================UPDATE=============

Shocker, ole ‘Roid Rocket Rog is now saying he’s “innocent.”  Right, just like you didn’t mean to throw that broken bat at Mike Piazza either, right?  I know, I know, you thought it was the ball and that’s why you tried to HIT HIM with it.  Sure thing.  Who’s this guy’s lawyer, the incomparable Shaggy?

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Trainer shot me up near the showers, Waddent me 
I never thought he’d roll over, it Waddent me
Took HGH by the staircase, Waddent me
My Legacy fucked ova!

Roger:  Ok, Lake, you got me.. you got me

Lake:  Oh I didn’t get you yet, should I git him?  haaaa

We’ll leave that for the coming weeks…  Love it.

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3 Responses to “They Busted the Rocket Maaaaaaaaaan!”

  1. The Mitchell Report - Thoughts from the Blogosphere « Recap of the 2007 MLB Playoffs Says:

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  2. marcys Says:

    Yeah, like Boston Red Sox never indulged…it’s just because the guys who ratted were connected to the Yankees. But, this is a hilarious post, thanks.

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